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Stupid things you’ve done for sex

The strangest fuck of my life was a girl who called at my home . She wanted to meet me. I scheduled to go out with her and I didn't have any photos. I didn't know what she was like, but I was still excited to fuck for free on the first date. she identified me on the spot. I took her out to eat at a diner and then we went straight to a motel. she sucked my dick very carefully and so good. she was a great sucker. then she straddled me. I felt like a horse and she rode my iron-hard dick. I couldn't come with that rubber on my dick. condom sucks. then she sucked me again until I cum. it was a memorable night. I took her close to her house and left. I never saw her again.
 
Graziani said:
The strangest fuck of my life was a girl who called at my home . She wanted to meet me. I scheduled to go out with her and I didn't have any photos. I didn't know what she was like, but I was still excited to fuck for free on the first date. she identified me on the spot. I took her out to eat at a diner and then we went straight to a motel. she sucked my dick very carefully and so good. she was a great sucker. then she straddled me. I felt like a horse and she rode my iron-hard dick. I couldn't come with that rubber on my dick. condom sucks. then she sucked me again until I cum. it was a memorable night. I took her close to her house and left. I never saw her again.
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It was me.
You didnt even notice my penis hah!
 
PinkE said:
If any girl says she likes anal sex, she has to be lying. My ex husband was obsessed with it but he was a masochistic psycho
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You should have got a 12 inch dildo and said to him, "before you fuck my shithole, I get to violently dildo your dirt box...
 
Graziani said:
The strangest fuck of my life was a girl who called at my home . She wanted to meet me. I scheduled to go out with her and I didn't have any photos. I didn't know what she was like, but I was still excited to fuck for free on the first date. she identified me on the spot. I took her out to eat at a diner and then we went straight to a motel. she sucked my dick very carefully and so good. she was a great sucker. then she straddled me. I felt like a horse and she rode my iron-hard dick. I couldn't come with that rubber on my dick. condom sucks. then she sucked me again until I cum. it was a memorable night. I took her close to her house and left. I never saw her again.
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Weirdest for you?
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Brainfart said:
You should have got a 12 inch dildo and said to him, "before you fuck my shithole, I get to violently dildo your dirt box...
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I hope his next woman does that to him or he goes to prison. He was a freak always trying to shove things inside of me and it usually ended up with me kicking him in the face. I'm not into tearing my Wahoo, he was used to fucking whores in Amsterdam.
 
PinkE said:
I hope his next woman does that to him or he goes to prison. He was a freak always trying to shove things inside of me and it usually ended up with me kicking him in the face. I'm not into tearing my Wahoo, he was used to fucking whores in Amsterdam.
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Confused...is your wahoo the in hole or out hole?
 
Bill M said:
Every day is someone’s birthday :). ATM is for jesus’s birthday


For you or the other dude?


So did I. Well not date, met for a drink a few times. She was a “wiccan” and fucking weird. Really wanted to fuck her as she was very alt/punk looking but shame on me I couldn’t seal the deal.


I know, the absence of Graz staring at poo while making notes in his dumpomatic 2000 turd computer amazes me.


Is kind of trippy isn’t it :)

Ya, dry dense fruit bread would be a good way to describe it. Moms version is a bit different than what you can buy in the store but similar enough to keep me happy. What’s Finland’s called?


Your wahoo would say yahoo after I was finished....I’m a perfect gentleman and always treat wahoos with the respect they’re owed :)


I have a very nice Denby set for 12+2 thank you very much. For a straight guy my house is quite nicely outfitted with all sorts of domestic goodness.
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I'm not liking this multi quote shit...
 
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