I could never.
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Stupid things you’ve done for sex
- Thread starter Bill Murray
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I could never.
I guess I have no shame, or very little. YOLO
You sure don't 🤣
I got into a brawl with bar security when some whore came up to me and called me by name, I was blind drunk there for a mates birthday and didnt know my friends had set me up with some lapdancer, I demanded to know how she knew my name and told her to fuck off, all downhill from there 
I couldn't give a rats arse about getting laid so that's as good a story as you get
I couldn't give a rats arse about getting laid so that's as good a story as you get
icefire32
Fresh Meat
Although I can't attest to have been involved in anything terribly 'stupid' in pursuit of tail, I do have a fairly extensive library of interesting stories. Stretching from Vernon, BC, all the way to southern Ontario. Got two handies in the Lussier hot springs by two different very attractive girls (One local, the other from Poland) simply due to the sound of my voice.
Guipago
Forum Veteran
When your on a good thing--- stick to it.
Exactly...finally someone who gets it!
icefire32
Fresh Meat
I'm certain most folks here get it, they're just unaccustomed to an effervescent BC girl.
Guipago
Forum Veteran
You gotta lighten up, can't go 'round angry all the time.I got into a brawl with bar security when some whore came up to me and called me by name, I was blind drunk there for a mates birthday and didnt know my friends had set me up with some lapdancer, I demanded to know how she knew my name and told her to fuck off, all downhill from there
I couldn't give a rats arse about getting laid so that's as good a story as you get
I was in my early 20's then, fighting was classed as entertainment with our crowd, you can't do this anymore you'll just end up getting stabbed by the pussies that carry knives.
Guipago
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Started one xmas in the north of NSW's (OZ) a girl I shared a house with moved to where I was, she had similar friends, anyway, she needed a partner to go on a works xmas party with, one thing lead to another & back at her place I was up to me guts in pussy, all good, she was getting clingy so "I gotta Go'' "No no no!" "yep, I gotta go" Escape! so I'm wandering back down the hill & wonder if Carol was home, she was, second verse, same as the first, after another dose of pussy I'm off home, pleased as punch, gets home, start dozing off & rap, rap, rap & the girl from the cake shop turns up, pissed blind, SO, up to my guts in pussy again! The cake shop girl made me promise not to say anything, which I did, she blabbed, the house was around the corner from the cake shop, the bike shop I worked at was next door, I next day got coffee at the cake shop, the ol' girl running it gives me a leery grin, I walk into the bike shop, owners wife(who I've known forever & a day) gives me a leery grin, off to the workshop, my mate(owner) gives me shit about banging old girls, his son(apprentice) "you banging the old girl next door"? I'm just copping it sweet, no-one knew about the other 2 who were known to all & sundry, you gotta be quiet about some things, then there was the time---
Guipago
Forum Veteran
Yeah, that's the truth, same where I was, you either flogged them or got flogged.
Lol was she a Wiccan?I dated a woman who thought she was a witch.
More accurate title for me would be “stupid sex I’ve done for things”
it was always in a pub someplace, you only need your drunk buddy arguing with some other alcoholic about football and the next thing you know a third guys got him in a headlock and it's on for young and old until someone yells "fuck! cops!" and the whole place empties out like noone was even there, and then you're all back there next Friday, laughing about it
Bill Murray
Ghostbuster, weatherman, author, badger, lunatic.
Sorry about that....but yes, a lot of North American bread is awful. Mom and dad were both from Austria so that’s the kind of food i grew up eating including proper European bread. One of my favourites baked in canada is from these guys
www.dimpflmeierbakery.com
Soooooooo good with just some nice butter or a stinky cheese
Guipago
Forum Veteran
Ha, Ha, Ha, you been in the same pubs I have. Ha Ha
Tiny pieces of fruit are inside too mostly it's a kind of lemon product and/or raisins, depends on the recipe and region. Same is for the filling with a marzipan/almond paste.
Bill Murray
Ghostbuster, weatherman, author, badger, lunatic.
Doesn’t that get boring?
Same here
Until a guy took a leg from a table and some shitter had to bite the dust a week later in a hospital.
An expensive bill followed and years had to be done in the box. True story.
And I didn't do very stupid things for sex too; was never really important for me besides in the first teenager years.
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