The Detroit urban survival training meme (1 Viewer)

[D.O.A.]

So some cop discovered Krav Maga and promoted himself to a Steven Seagal level of proficiency, it made a half decent meme anyway

 

[Monkman777]

The truth...exactly what'll happened with his tactics!

 

[Ellzibette]

all of these "tactics" assume your attacker does absolutely nothing to retaliate. i've never been mugged or robbed, thankfully, i think my advanced defense tactic would be to pee myself and cry.

 

[Opiatenthusiast]

So some cop discovered Krav Maga and promoted himself to a Steven Seagal level of proficiency, it made a half decent meme anyway

I swear I was about to start roasting the cop until I saw em in the "heaven" meme himself with dude who kicked this meme shit off.. 😂 😭 🤣
~5

 

[Racist Bastard]

So some cop discovered Krav Maga and promoted himself to a Steven Seagal level of proficiency, it made a half decent meme anyway

This guy should and probably will be sued.

 

[Dr. Johnny Fever]

Gotta admit, the negros in the meme were pretty funny and seem like they had a good sense of haha. The original dude is a fucking douchebag and I don't normally say this about cops, I hope he gets shot in the melon and they blow off his silly little man bun.

 

[M.O.DENGLER]

I feel empowered to strive for greatness.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

I remember this Dale Brown guy he got exposed by pretty much every self defense expert as a fraud anyone dumb enough to take his classes and try his "self defense training" deserves to get shot

 

[Blood_Sport]

i think my advanced defense tactic would be to pee myself and cry.

I would mug you just to see that, in fact, I'd actually pay you to do that

 

[Ellzibette]

I would mug you just to see that, in fact, I'd actually pay you to do that

I've had stranger requests.

 

[Is.this.4.real]

So some cop discovered Krav Maga and promoted himself to a Steven Seagal level of proficiency, it made a half decent meme anyway