The worst games you've ever played

[D.O.A.]

Post the worst games you've recently played! (or ever played).

1. Minecraft - Incredibly boring pixelated heap of shit written in java. lol. Neck beards eat this shit up. You can find the developers getting their cocks sucked on reddit rather than actually working on any decent games. I found this as entertaining as running a cheese grater along my hard on.
2. Company of heroes 2 - Perhaps the greatest series of ww2 rts games in existence up until the point this steaming pile of shit was squeezed from the ass of Sega. Don't forget you can make this (now) arcade game even worse by buying the extra turds in the steam store you can bolt on. Sega do not call this game an 'RTS', it's a 'CRS' (constant revenue stream). Fuck Sega and fuck Relic.
3. Rome total War 2 - See above. Wow Sega, you really fucking suck the life out of everything you touch.

 

[Torque Button]

anything 'Zynga' related

 

[Wayne Kerr]

roman candle wars on 4th of july.

 

[Sichard Rimmons]

The reboot of Alone in the Dark is so bad I couldn't play past the beginning. Fable III is an absolute pile of shit as well.

 

[Pukebag]

The reboot of Alone in the Dark is so bad I couldn't play past the beginning. Fable III is an absolute pile of shit as well.

Ugh... Alone in the dark. What a pile of kaka. And Fable 3? 100% agree with you there! Its inferior to its ancestors!

As for shittiest game I've played recently? I made the mistake of buying condemned... I had completed the first installment a few years ago and its alright if you want to waste a few hours but the second installment was utterly shitetastic ahah.

 

[Hel]

Worst I played recently was Watch_Dogs, it turned out to be quite a bore.

 

[McM]

Post the worst games you've recently played! (or ever played).

1. Minecraft - Incredibly boring pixelated heap of shit written in java. lol. Neck beards eat this shit up. You can find the developers getting their cocks sucked on reddit rather than actually working on any decent games. I found this as entertaining as running a cheese grater along my hard on.
2. Company of heroes 2 - Perhaps the greatest series of ww2 rts games in existence up until the point this steaming pile of shit was squeezed from the ass of Sega. Don't forget you can make this (now) arcade game even worse by buying the extra turds in the steam store you can bolt on. Sega do not call this game an 'RTS', it's a 'CRS' (constant revenue stream). Fuck Sega and fuck Relic.
3. Rome total War 2 - See above. Wow Sega, you really fucking suck the life out of everything you touch.

I've to agree. I was always a fan of both game series, CoH and Total War, but the last parts are crap. Compatible for the casual gamer.

 

[Pukebag]

Worst I played recently was Watch_Dogs, it turned out to be quite a bore.

I'm quite surprised, I've only heard praises about that game lol

 

[McM]

'Stalker - Clear Sky' was a disappointment for me, with it's retarded clan-system.

 

[Hel]

I'm quite surprised, I've only heard praises about that game lol

The main character and the story is as interesting as a wooden plank, but that's just my opinion.

 

[CO2]

The main character and the story is as interesting as a wooden plank, but that's just my opinion.

have u played this style of game before?
this would be my type of game..

 

[gman]

 

[shitterofpants]

Madden 13. The fucking mechanics are broken. Take a hard hit in a play and you're fine, try to walk off the field and your body turns into taffy. I'm too cheap to buy the new one and pissed that I have to have Xbox Live to update the roster.
Wish ESPN Football was able to come back.

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

The main character and the story is as interesting as a wooden plank, but that's just my opinion.

Hacking was crap 1/3 of the game rendered pointless.

Storyline LOL what a crap story.

Driving was terrible.

Watch dogs 3/10 fail.

 

[dankhead]

Worst i've played was strider for the NES. Nothing like the coin op. On the Sega Genesis, Capcom ported it over perfectly

Castlvania for N64. Holy shit, what a snooze fest.

 

[D.O.A.]

I've to agree. I was always a fan of both game series, CoH and Total War, but the last parts are crap. Compatible for the casual gamer.

Exactly, in total war 2 I have 1000 guys with axes defending a hill yet the retarded AI with 30 troops left captures a "capture point" 3km away from the battle and wins the game. What the fuck is this shit? *uninstalled*. The did the same with COH2.

 

[samoth]

I haven't played many bad games but I've been disappointed by "The Evil Within"

 

[gman]

James Bond, Tomorrow Never Dies on the PS1. Fucking. Awful.
We nicknamed it Wobbly Bond.

 

[SAF]

Myst. What an overrated pile of excrement.

 

[Sichard Rimmons]

Without question, Gone Home. I was quite drunk, it looked freaky, had great media reviews, and it was only $2.99 during some steam sale. Needless to say, after playing through the "game" within 2 hours I read the customer reviews. Lesson learned. Fucking disgusting feminist dyke propaganda.

Judging by those Steam reviews it looks like it's pretty miserable. Glad I found this before I bothered with it, it looked cool based off the concept when I first read about it.

I'd like to add Elder Scrolls Online also. Worst MMORPG I've ever played. Hyped as fuck too.