What’s your dream job?

[Mario92]

I highly recommend this book if you want find a job you will like it help me find a job

 

[Mr. Ser Jr]

dog walker , maybe?

 

[Smooby]

Trust fund baby

 

[P5ykoOHD]

Not needing to have a job would be mine.
Or a job that pays extremely well and doesn't require me to leave home with the need to only work a few hours at max.
I'd love to be able to just renovate an old stone home on my own and have a woodworking shop with maybe a forge too.

 

[punkduck]

I really wanted to be an obstetrician. It had both care and surgery. Very fulfilling. But i was told not all pussies were delight. So i became an oral surgeon 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 i love some tounges and get turned on and off sometimes but thats all. Minor neuroactivity on the sexual circuits. Pays well i dont need much money so i help many people financially. Sometimes i get pay cut for some works i do for people in need.

 

[M.O.DENGLER]

Brothel owner or unemployed billionaire. I'd give some money away to the lowly, smelly people to make them like me and do my bidding.

 

[Pm Me Ur Clunge Plz]

I want to be a vagina inspector. No this isn't a gynecologist. This a new field of study in which I inspect perfectly healthy, juicy vaginas and rate them out of 10. And get paid for my troubles.

And sometimes sniff them.

 

[cannedkittens]

Goregrish admin, with powers to ban whoever I want.

 

[Jack_the_Ripped]

wanted to be a higher education teacher but somehow i ended up working for the Treasury... fml

 

[LifeIStough]

A porn star of course

 

[Ellzibette]

Trophy wife of an obscenely wealthy man who only has days left to live and no children.

 

[sad today]

I really wanted to be an obstetrician. It had both care and surgery. Very fulfilling. But i was told not all pussies were delight. So i became an oral surgeon 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 i love some tounges and get turned on and off sometimes but thats all. Minor neuroactivity on the sexual circuits. Pays well i dont need much money so i help many people financially. Sometimes i get pay cut for some works i do for people in need.

I think I know a way for you to do both.

 

[Red-Footed Booby]

Ice cream tester. Best job ever.

 

[punkduck]

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Jeeezalooooo

 

[Interregnum]

i always wanted to be a jobless trumpet player

 

[JG Ballard]

Coroner. Unfortunately was too lazy to commit to the amount of study needed. That's why I am here now studying under the tutelage of Goregrish.

 

[Bill Murray]

ER/Trauma doc, I like the idea of working under pressure

Detective, I'd make a shit beat cop, no patience for dealing with the same shitheads again & again but I think I have pretty decent deductive skills and I know how to get people to talk


But the reality is I have a decent job that while isn't perfect if I'm honest is pretty damn close.

i always wanted to be a jobless trumpet player

So aka a hobo who gives away blowjobs?

 

[McM]

I found the job of transferring motor yachts and sailing ships from the yard to the new owners sounds always quite exciting from what I've read.
But of course, you need a kind of captain's patent and other paperwork to be permitted to do this. At least for the interesting ships.

Maybe next life..

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

I highly recommend this book if you want find a job you will like it help me find a job

To have "NO JOB" Of Course! A Billion in the Bank;Then do what I want/Whenever the Fuck I want/Any Fkn Place I want!!!
Ya! That'll Do It!!!
SP

 

[j.f.🔎]

I'd like to have enough money to get really good at carpentry, make big expensive fancy tables and that.