What made you smile/happy today ?

[some guy]

i feel like shit.
no seriously i feel like shit. fuck all you happy people. and stop wishing me 'HAPPY NEW YEAR' i dont give a fuck. i wish the world would come to an end. happy fucking last year of your lives, i hope.

AMEN

 

[creepod]

AMEN

sigh.
do i really have to reply to all those 'happy new year' text messages from random people i cant stand?can i please reply instead "rot in pieces"? naw that'll sound bad i'll just say "happy new years yourself" yep that'll do it.. fs.

 

[creepod]

nothing a big slice of cream cake cant fix.

 

[KingFate]

 

[KingFate]

 

[sincisor]

why did the storm troopers wear armor to begin with? they all died as soon as a single laser/whatever hit them anyway. seems they should have been wearing chrome or highly polished armor to reflect the light/whatever. stupid movies, the Star Wars crap.

^^ that made me smile.

 

[D.O.A.]

Was reading a tech article earlier on some latest samsung, microshit, apple industry news etc, when I noticed I was on a apple website/fan website. Scrolled down to the comments and thought fuck yeah these people NEED to be trolololold. *smile* 5 minutes later I left frustrated as it's impossible to troll a bunch of tards who bend the knee to a fucking product. You can't winrar at all. Praised android and I get replies consisting of the technical specs of a unix clone and how 'the shape' (phone design) is defined as a luxury according to apple. I would rather physically troll their eyes out with their own boiling lattes then get shit hammered with replies while trying to make someone ragequit. Fuck, i think i ragequit actually.

edit: shit I forgot to talk about cancer with them

 

[mrln]

had a great workout today!

 

[C_R]

Went to the bank to sort out boring shit, lady was rly nice. that's all I needed rly, someone who gave a shit/could act like they gave a shit. Now boring stuff is over for another 2 months and I can enjoy my moneys. brilliant. AND nice lady is my go-to lady now.

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

That im totally baked and i only finished work 15 mins ago.

 

[Rosie]

I actually had a whole day off, I did bugger all.

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

The good luvin...

 

[matahari]

My dog Duke Nukem...makes me smile daily!

 

[mrln]

My dog Duke Nukem...makes me smile daily!

...till you step on a "land mine!"

 

[matahari]

NO! BALLS OF STEEL!!!

 

[KingFate]

I finalized my way OUT of Jew JERSEY! Come March I am FFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

Congratulations, you sound happy.

 

[KingFate]

Thanks man. I am stoked, I fucking everything about this state.

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

 

[aRyan]

Beer & Fried Chicken pizza, a big win on a scratch ticket (hardly ever buy them) and the girl still sleeping in my bed downstairs.

A good Sunday indeed.