What's on the menu tonight?

[King-Rory]

Plates 8 to 14. (Eight to Fourteen)

It was @ this very moment I realized I fucked up with that jumbo $15.00 beer. My guts were already tight. So was my asshole, so I
hunkered down and pushed on...

Beef yokoshabi...was not to shabby.


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Swesame chicken... it better not be Bettys fucking cat.
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At this point I was close to passing out, or passing wind. So I passed on another yopkashaby and went with two dainty skewers. One beef and one sea bug.
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I rounded things off with two puddings and an ice creame. Id of done three more if Id not got so looped off that big beer.

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After all this I only have ONE QUESTION!!!!

Do farts come in lumps?

Glad to hear that you shat yourself old boy but are you taking the piss???? That lot is a list of fucking starters, I'd eat all of that before I even got hungry! ps. which plate had bear on it?

 

[King-Rory]

I've made a huge bacon and egg pie or quiche as some people say,topped with cherry tomatoes and because I was a bit pissed I forgot the cheese on top.

Who needs cheese, just slice it up and pass me a plate!

 

[lovedeadmigs]

You two fucks probably have enough cheese in your underwear anyhow. Adding more at this time may be redundant.

And no I am not talking the piss. 14 plates of man food consumed by a man.

Bwahahahahah!!!!!

 

[King-Rory]

14 spoons of bear consumed by a Canuck.

Fixed^

 

[lovedeadmigs]

Who needs cheese, when your man panties are full of it!

Yes. Who needs it?

 

[McM]

Had the usual barbecue stuff at the Fat Mexican grillroom and now at home a tasty 500g blueberry yoghurt as dessert!

 

[MATAMUERTOS]

i just had a can of canned soup.

 

[King-Rory]

i just had a can of canned soup.

Well you would, wouldn't you, you can't have a can of uncanned soup!

 

[MATAMUERTOS]

Well you would, wouldn't you, you can't have a can of uncanned soup!

sir, your logic is uncanny.

 

[mrln]

home made baked ziti

 

[Cold Ethyl]

fried chicken breasts and tator tots

 

[King-Rory]

Spasda Extra Special Fish Pie because I can't be arsed to cook anything else. It says Meal For 2 on the packet, is it fuck! it's all mine! ain't no fucker getting any of my pie!

 

[Cold Ethyl]

making potato salad atm and doing chili dogs

 

[lovedeadmigs]

First I ate this...

Then I had to order this...

 

[lovedeadmigs]

Hey kid....

Eating a whole fish pie will go straight to your ass. How the fuck will you ride a little 125cc when you weigh 200 stone?

look...1700 cals?

 

[King-Rory]

Hey kid....

Eating a whole fish pie will go straight to your ass. How the fuck will you ride a little 125cc when you weigh 200 stone?

look...1700 cals?

Shut it you fucking drugged up Hippy or I'll take a ride round to your house and slap the back of yer legs! and save me some of that bear flavoured pizza, I'm feeling a bit anorexic today.

 

[lovedeadmigs]

Slap the back of my legs? what type of a sick fuck are you? slap em with your tongue you filthy animal!!!

You'd puke if you ate bear.

 

[King-Rory]

Slap the back of my legs? what type of a sick fuck are you? slap em with your tongue you filthy animal!!!

You'd puke if you ate bear.

Nah mate, but a fucking bear would puke if he tried to eat me, I'm beer and nicotine flavour.

 

[lovedeadmigs]

Fucking mate. Your my mate. And my mate is smoking ciggs?

wtf?

Slapping backs of legs with a smoke in your mouth on a 125cc?

You cant make this shit up!!!!

 

[AmericanBoobeh]

Mom’s day.. I’m making steak and baked potatoes on the grill for the wife..





And eating her out for dessert.