Whats on your Santas wish list

[Dolly]

Have you ever put a bath bomb between your bum cheeks? The effervescence feels trippy on your naughty bits.

Lush has some nice stuff but I always end up leaving the store sneezing like a mofo.

Oh but the smells .. Lush makes heavily smells

 

[IkeaPsyco]

the only thing racing will be your heart

 

[mrln]

youll need a towel too

 

[Damo0666™️]

Hellz yea. And damn you put good dick on a wish list? You ain't gonna wish no more baby 😂 you might as well call me Santa Claus.

Nah but for real though, just want to get another a.r and another glock. Couple 30 round mags, a couple hundred more rounds of 9mm and 556. Never know when the government is gonna take our shit.

The government have been taking your shit for decades mate 🤷‍♂️ it's called legal theft aka TAX....

I think your guns are safe though I don't think they have the bollocks to try and take them

 

[IkeaPsyco]

youll need a towel too

Swimming 🤔🤔??

 

[mrln]

Swimming 🤔🤔??

drowning
in sweat....

 

[Theseus]

The government have been taking your shit for decades mate 🤷‍♂️ it's called legal theft aka TAX....

I think your guns are safe though I don't think they have the bollocks to try and take them

If they did try I wold become a domestic terrorist 💯😂

 

[IkeaPsyco]

drowning
in sweat....

Hmm Im lost now 🫠

 

[mrln]

Hmm Im lost now 🫠

 

[DeathMetalWife]

I have a 1999 Rolf Vector Pro id like to have repaired. The dangerously low spoke count and how the spokes are laced in parallel pairs makes them look very interesting as they spin. Absurdly light for an alloy wheel. Really excellent hubs. Cool design, they had a patent making them the only manufacturer able to produce this kind of design. Not practical for every day use but Lance Armstrong won his first couple tours on them. One other thing that is kinda interesting about them is that the nipples (fasteners for each spoke) are inside the rim. Anywho, have always loved these wheels and would like to get the one I still have repaired as something fun to throw on the track bike for fair weather days.

Here's what they look like View attachment 636549

Edit: I know they're kinda retarded, but they're just so fucking slick.

Well that was sooner than expected!

 

[mrln]

@deviant2

 

[HG]

A walk with Taylor on the red carpet - I love miss swift...

 

[mabtheseer]

Simple and to the point would be old saint Nick leaving a stack of cash in my stocking. If he can do the impossible I'd like the folks around me to be a little smarter. Having those close to me not falling for garbage they find on facebook that a simple google search can debunk would be great.

 

[dwdays]

I need a new Pink Lady…and fast. I got lazy about cleaning my old one and now it’s so crusty a fucking jack-hammer couldn’t chip through!!!! Please Santa….hurry.

 

[mrln]

for every scumbag politician to drop fucking dead. they can pretend to be nice,but its all bullshit.

lady members to send me bewb pics. or something more,if they want.
surprise me.

 

[Deleted User 201666]

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If i get this on 25th the general public wont see me out again till mid 2023.

U wrote to 🎅 yet for ur toy

 

[Graziani]

I wish for a nuke to land on Facebook, Twitter, and tesla headquarters and bankrupt those cunts!

A nuke could destroy all Earth

for every scumbag politician to drop fucking dead. they can pretend to be nice,but its all bullshit.

lady members to send me bewb pics. or something more,if they want.
surprise me.

Impossible
Politicians are the same in all countries

 

[D.O.A.]

A nuke could destroy all Earth

Depending where it lands, it could be a vast improvement