Which option would you choose?

[zxcvb987z]

If you are practically dead from a heart attack, what are these eligible options?

1- A beautiful woman intending to resuscitate you, but without much success.

2- An obese doctor tried to resuscitate you, but his chest compressions are so strong that they could rupture your ribcage.

The video with the end of this story will be available soon.

 

[Flatus Tube]

You can’t get a boner with inadequate blood pressure. So option one would be frustrating for those that opt for it.

Plus they’d be dead anyway as she is crap at CPR, but she might just nurse a turd out with that technique.

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

If you are practically dead from a heart attack, what are these eligible options?

1- A beautiful woman intending to resuscitate you, but without much success.

2- An obese doctor tried to resuscitate you, but his chest compressions are so strong that they could rupture your ribcage.

The video with the end of this story will be available soon.

View attachment 950974

Andersvegetable is that you?



.

 

[mrln]

maybe if she used her hands elsewhere,he might wake up.

 

[Shaitan Al Tawakoni]

What a stupid, and pointless, scenario. What are you, like 12yo?! Fuck off back to Facebook w this bullshit.

 

[Graziani]

You have 23 messages . Are you a kid?

 

[Eat Shit And Die]

You have 23 messages . Are you a kid?

His M.O. is a dead ringer for a DR.com retard.

 

[Amata]

If you are practically dead from a heart attack, what are these eligible options?

1- A beautiful woman intending to resuscitate you, but without much success.

2- An obese doctor tried to resuscitate you, but his chest compressions are so strong that they could rupture your ribcage.

The video with the end of this story will be available soon.

View attachment 950974

Well, with a cloth over your face there's not an awful lot of beauty to admire, is there.

 

[REDRUM616]

If you are practically dead from a heart attack, what are these eligible options?

1- A beautiful woman intending to resuscitate you, but without much success.

2- An obese doctor tried to resuscitate you, but his chest compressions are so strong that they could rupture your ribcage.

The video with the end of this story will be available soon.

View attachment 950974

I’m dead so I don’t care, however please put my body on a busy highway where others can join me.

 

[Pajeet]

Do you retards really think about this bullshit or is this some kind of a bad joke?