bizarre Would This Scare You (1 Viewer)

[DokraOwl]

The guy climbing the tree scares me. What is he half ape?

100% ape actually. He was trying to reach the bananas from the canopy, the devil monster just made him do it faster.

 

[DriedOrigin]

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I’d more than likely force sexual acts upon the creature

 

[Monkman777]

Scared, no. Startled and surprised, definitely!

 

[Graziani]

nothing spontaneous. everything agreed between them.

 

[Absolution]

It wouldn't fucken tree me I am not a bear!

 

[Foreskin Goblin]

The Jersey Devil isn't real, it's likely someone just saw a chupacabra or a gargoyle and mistook it for the Jersey Devil.

Yeah little known fact, that was just my ancestor the jewbacabra

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

The Jersey Devil isn't real, it's likely someone just saw a chupacabra or a gargoyle and mistook it for the Jersey Devil.

The Jersey Devil was likely a chupacabra that somehow found it's way to New Jersey. It may have floated up from South America or the Caribbean on an uprooted banana tree after a hurricane or stowed away on a merchant vessel.

 

[TheRealGod]

his legs look like flick-switchers ;P

 

[24th_infantry]

Devil in flip flops, guess that they even wear them in hell.

 

[Ravishing Rick Rude]

Is probably take a shit on its face , Hang a rat right across his nose with the Dairy Queen swirl on-top

 

[Bender41]

Nope i would laugh out loud

 

[lymphangiosarcoma]

why the devil is wearing shorts

 

[Panzercat79]

Well it would certainly pique my curiosity.

 

[Face7]

Not Me
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Lol

 

[Varmint Hunter]

Hell id be more scared about the murder charge id be facing for mag dumping some poor prankster on accident.

This right here. This is the primary reason why I do not get too drunk outdoors. I don't want to accidentally put 220 grains and 1300 feet/second of elk medicine through some poor fucker who just want to harmlessly scare some passerby for Youtube clout and not actually doing bad shit. Sober, I'd realize what it was as soon as I see that he is unarmed and wearing these fake devil horns. Four 24oz Keystone Ices and 3+ shots of Jim Beam in? I don't know and I hope to never know...

 

[Reject]

Not Me
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A knife would do it’s job

 

[Zitfarmer]

No, id break that devils skinny ass legs then teabag him while shes crying

 

[NILIII]

I'd shoot that fuckin thing with every bullet I have.

 

[yago2005]

It’s all shits & giggles until they prank someone who’s packing. 😉😉