You get to travel back in time just once, and there's a few rules.

[OminousDarkness]

Go one year into the future, look for a good euro lotto win, tattoo date and numbers on arm, collect half.

You didn't think that through very well, did ya?

 

[DeathMetalWife]

I would go back in time to meet Beethoven when he finished writing his 9th symphony and just get on my knees and bow to the true genius and the greatest composer of all time and simply say thank you for what you have written.

He wouldn't be able to hear you...

 

[Interregnum]

more rules than chess

 

[Blood_Sport]

I'd travel back to December 8th 1980.. I'd shoot John Lennon before Mark Chapman does it

 

[Theseus]

I want to go back to 1945 and make sure hitler holds that shit down he left Berlin to open for attack and was way to worried about the soviets

 

[j.f.🔎]

You didn't think that through very well, did ya?

It does have more rules than a genies got wishes to be fair.

 

[DokraOwl]

I go back in time 999,999.999 years while wearing a cheap gorilla costume and a gopro camera on my head. I prance around hooting and hollering and flinging feces until the local Homo Erectus/ Monkey comunity take notice of my intrusion and kill me with rocks. My dead body then returns to the present and the coroner gets to figure out how I died. The police review the gopro camera footage and this sparks civil unrest as people believe the Planet of the Apes scenario is about to come true. The government panics and nukes Russia. Russia tries to retaliate but their nukes explode in their launch tubes because they suck. The radiation turns the surviving Russians into mutant gorilla men and they take to horses and ride to Paris where they climb into the rocket inside the Eiffel Tower and escape to Mars where they start a new Soviet society called the Red Russian Monkey Planet. The USA then nukes Mars, melting the polar ice caps, terraforming it, and allowing the US to colonize it and steal all the oil burried in its core from the Russians who turnes to oil when they died in the blast. Also Iceland colonized the Moon for some reason and renamed it Icierland.

 

[OminousDarkness]

He wouldn't be able to hear you...

Depends. He didn't go completely deaf until he was in his forties.

 

[M.O.DENGLER]

The 9th was written in his mid-fifties. Deef af.

 

[OminousDarkness]

I go back in time 999,999.999 years while wearing a cheap gorilla costume and a gopro camera on my head. I prance around hooting and hollering and flinging feces until the local Homo Erectus/ Monkey comunity take notice of my intrusion and kill me with rocks. My dead body then returns to the present and the coroner gets to figure out how I died. The police review the gopro camera footage and this sparks civil unrest as people believe the Planet of the Apes scenario is about to come true. The government panics and nukes Russia. Russia tries to retaliate but their nukes explode in their launch tubes because they suck. The radiation turns the surviving Russians into mutant gorilla men and they take to horses and ride to Paris where they climb into the rocket inside the Eiffel Tower and escape to Mars where they start a new Soviet society called the Red Russian Monkey Planet. The USA then nukes Mars, melting the polar ice caps, terraforming it, and allowing the US to colonize it and steal all the oil burried in its core from the Russians who turnes to oil when they died in the blast. Also Iceland colonized the Moon for some reason and renamed it Icierland.

Ngl, that's impressive. Still, breaks the rule of not affecting the past, present or future.

But I think I can ignore that just because it was such a cool answer.

 

[Denim Chicken]

Back to 1982, when I threw a football over a mountain

 

[Zargon the great]

I would go back in time to meet Beethoven when he finished writing his 9th symphony and just get on my knees and bow to the true genius and the greatest composer of all time and simply say thank you for what you have written.

You speak German I presume? Would he even be able to hear you? While you are there in Beethoven's time, be careful of cholera.

 

[john5]

You speak German I presume? Would he even be able to hear you? While you are there in Beethoven's time, be careful of cholera.

Ja, ich spreche Deutsch und Französisch und ein bisschen Italienisch.

 

[mrln]

id be doing a marty mc fly with the sports almanac. but memorize the yankees winning the world series'. because they have 27 world series titles.

 

[hornet555]

I go back in time 999,999.999 years while wearing a cheap gorilla costume and a gopro camera on my head. I prance around hooting and hollering and flinging feces until the local Homo Erectus/ Monkey comunity take notice of my intrusion and kill me with rocks. My dead body then returns to the present and the coroner gets to figure out how I died. The police review the gopro camera footage and this sparks civil unrest as people believe the Planet of the Apes scenario is about to come true. The government panics and nukes Russia. Russia tries to retaliate but their nukes explode in their launch tubes because they suck. The radiation turns the surviving Russians into mutant gorilla men and they take to horses and ride to Paris where they climb into the rocket inside the Eiffel Tower and escape to Mars where they start a new Soviet society called the Red Russian Monkey Planet. The USA then nukes Mars, melting the polar ice caps, terraforming it, and allowing the US to colonize it and steal all the oil burried in its core from the Russians who turnes to oil when they died in the blast. Also Iceland colonized the Moon for some reason and renamed it Icierland.

You got a hell of an imagination there bud

I go back in time 999,999.999 years while wearing a cheap gorilla costume and a gopro camera on my head. I prance around hooting and hollering and flinging feces until the local Homo Erectus/ Monkey comunity take notice of my intrusion and kill me with rocks. My dead body then returns to the present and the coroner gets to figure out how I died. The police review the gopro camera footage and this sparks civil unrest as people believe the Planet of the Apes scenario is about to come true. The government panics and nukes Russia. Russia tries to retaliate but their nukes explode in their launch tubes because they suck. The radiation turns the surviving Russians into mutant gorilla men and they take to horses and ride to Paris where they climb into the rocket inside the Eiffel Tower and escape to Mars where they start a new Soviet society called the Red Russian Monkey Planet. The USA then nukes Mars, melting the polar ice caps, terraforming it, and allowing the US to colonize it and steal all the oil burried in its core from the Russians who turnes to oil when they died in the blast. Also Iceland colonized the Moon for some reason and renamed it Icierland.

 

[Mark328]

Have a brew with my mum. Didn't get a chance to say goodbye.

 

[OminousDarkness]

Back to 1982, when I threw a football over a mountain

Ah, Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.

I think he ended up just stuffing that football up Chip's ass.

 

[Prince 👑 Harming]

Either go back in time to tell myself to get sober sooner, be more disciplined in my endeavors, etc, or to see Suffocation live with the original lineup, probably 1992 right after the second full length record came out.

you wouldn't listen to yourself 😐

I'd go back to October 21 1955 so I could hang out with Marty mcfly

Nov 5 1955*

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

You've been given the opportunity to travel back in time, but you only get to do so once.

1. It's a single trip. Once you're there, you remain there for 24 hours, after that, you'll return to the exact point in time that you left.
2. You can't alter or affect the past, present or future for anyone except yourself.
3. You can speak to anyone you wish, as long as doing so doesn't break rule #2.
4. You can't take any physical objects from the past or leave any physical objects in the past.
5. You cannot travel further than ONE MILLION YEARS into the past.

Tell us about your trip.

Well ,I'm playin Suck Ass then;B'cuz I wanna do every Mfkn thing that U say I can't! Wah!!! So I ain't going!!!
🤣🤣🤣...SP

 

[Bansaku]

I'd go back in time 1 week and give myself the winning lotto numbers! 😎