You get to travel back in time just once, and there's a few rules.

[MysteryTraveler]

I'd go back and hug my girlfriend, Melissa, one more time before she died.

 

[OminousDarkness]

I'd go back and hug my girlfriend, Melissa, one more time before she died.

In that case, you're allowed to stay as long as you'd like.

 

[DropOfVenom]

Woodstock just to fuck Jimmi Hendrix before I die while on shrooms. 24 hrs is all I need.

 

[Captain GhoulAgain]

I would go aboard the titanic as it sank. 1 and a half hours before it went under. Met captain Smith.

 

[Ginjabread man]

I would go back in time and heckle Jesus so bad I end up in the bible as a baddie.

& ask Mary for a paternity test

 

[OminousDarkness]

& ask Mary for a paternity test

And a prenup.....

 

[Zargon the great]

Ja, ich spreche Deutsch und Französisch und ein bisschen Italienisch.

Great! Make sure to get inoculated before boarding the time machine. Lots of diseases back then.

I would travel back to Ancient Egypt, and watch the pyramids being built., and hope nobody notices me as I would be quite out of place. 24 hours is a long time. I don't think drinking the wine or eating their food would be a good idea, I would probably wind up with dysentery and die. I would have to bring my own food and drink.

 

[OminousDarkness]

Great! Make sure to get inoculated before boarding the time machine. Lots of diseases back then.

I would travel back to Ancient Egypt, and watch the pyramids being built., and hope nobody notices me as I would be quite out of place. 24 hours is a long time. I don't think drinking the wine or eating their food would be a good idea, I would probably wind up with dysentery and die. I would have to bring my own food and drink.

The rules state you can't take bring anything back from the past, nor leave anything behind. This means ANYTHING. Diseases, parasites, even dust on your skin. When you return to the present, you are exactly as you were when you left. Did dysentery even exist in Egypt?

 

[Hairydick]

I'd go to Africa, in the days before modern medicine, and spend my day applying lipstick to monkeys.

 

[OminousDarkness]

I'd go to Africa, in the days before modern medicine, and spend my day applying lipstick to monkeys.

It would take about .07 seconds for the first monkey to rip your stupid face off and wear it on his ass to attract females. That poor monkey will never get laid because all of the female monkeys will see your stupid face on his ass.

 

[Fact21]

Travel back to make sure Lincoln didn’t free those worthless fucking niggers

 

[OminousDarkness]

Travel back to make sure Lincoln didn’t free those worthless fucking niggers

You're a fucking moron. Did you read the rules? You can't affect history.

Besides, if Lincoln hadn't freed the slaves when he did, your mother would have never met your father and you wouldn't be here running your cocksucker.

 

[TheShape]

I’m going to stop Eve from eating that damn apple

 

[Zargon the great]

The rules state you can't take bring anything back from the past, nor leave anything behind. This means ANYTHING. Diseases, parasites, even dust on your skin. When you return to the present, you are exactly as you were when you left. Did dysentery even exist in Egypt?

Did dysentery exist in Ancient Egypt? Of course, it did, as did every other disease known to humanity. Tell, me how am I to remove all these vestiges of my time travel before returning? Obviously, time travel, if possible, would-be complicated process. Without proper protocol, it would be IMPOSSIBLE to not bring something back.

 

[Hairydick]

It would take about .07 seconds for the first monkey to rip your stupid face off and wear it on his ass to attract females. That poor monkey will never get laid because all of the female monkeys will see your stupid face on his ass.

Just thought it might be useful to make monkeys more fuck able and encourage the onset of Aids by a few hundred years.

 

[Fact21]

You're a fucking moron. Did you read the rules? You can't affect history.

Besides, if Lincoln hadn't freed the slaves when he did, your mother would have never met your father and you wouldn't be here running your cocksucker.

I do what I want asshole……

You're a fucking moron. Did you read the rules? You can't affect history.

Besides, if Lincoln hadn't freed the slaves when he did, your mother would have never met your father and you wouldn't be here running your cocksucker.

Obviously we have another nigger lover here. Are you some teen in mommy’s basement? What a comeback, the mother/father insult. Did your boyfriend go down to your ballsac and keep it in his mouth until the swelling went down? I bet you are a polite mommy’s boy and give him a reach around don’t you. You are probably the sick type that would beat off to your dad and your moms boyfriend running a train on her.

 

[OminousDarkness]

I do what I want asshole……


Obviously we have another nigger lover here. Are you some teen in mommy’s basement? What a comeback, the mother/father insult. Did your boyfriend go down to your ballsac and keep it in his mouth until the swelling went down? I bet you are a polite mommy’s boy and give him a reach around don’t you. You are probably the sick type that would beat off to your dad and your moms boyfriend running a train on her.

Aww, a cute little noob that thinks she's clever! Don't lose hope, and just keep trying, little girl... You might eventually compose an effective insult yet. In the meantime, stick to stuffing peas in your nose and Barbies up your butt.

Did dysentery exist in Ancient Egypt? Of course, it did, as did every other disease known to humanity. Tell, me how am I to remove all these vestiges of my time travel before returning? Obviously, time travel, if possible, would-be complicated process. Without proper protocol, it would be IMPOSSIBLE to not bring something back.

It's a HYPOTHETICAL scenario. That's why I established some arbitrary rules, to aid in avoiding the same-old boring and predictable answers.

 

[Con-Queef-Tador]

2010 - spend all my money on bitcoin when I learned about it instead of buying in 2016 being untrustworthy 🙃🙃🙃

 

[JustThatGuy]

I'll go back to 07/01-2016, just to spend 24 hours more with my dad..

 

[Fact21]

Aww, a cute little noob that thinks she's clever! Don't lose hope, and just keep trying, little girl... You might eventually compose an effective insult yet. In the meantime, stick to stuffing peas in your nose and Barbies up your butt.


It's a HYPOTHETICAL scenario. That's why I established some arbitrary rules, to aid in avoiding the same-old boring and predictable answers.

Ok Lieutenant Dan……nobody gives a shit what rules you apply. You are so lucky your mom didn’t swallow you……because she loves to swallow.

Stuffing peas in your nose😂😂…..you are definitely a mommas girl trapped in a 16 year old transvestite body…..that’s shit people would say in grade school. Here’s one…..I’m rubber and your glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you…..😂. Not go get back online with all your homo nigger loving friends and play war and act tough…..