What’s your dream job?

[SomaticDefilement]

Getting paid 100k a month to just chill and suck titties for a couple hours each day

 

[j.f.🔎]

Ah, now I get it better.
You meant the 'whole picture' with all the consequences of using H, and all the social drawbacks and difficulties one can have in this situation. That's understandable if your aim is to lead a 'normal' life with work and friends and family. It definitely doesn't fit together, that's right.
I'm always horrified when listening to hardcore junkies (high as fuck) dreaming and talking about having a job, a house, and 4 children + a wife 'one day' but don't get it managed to do at least one single try of a detox/therapy/whatever. "100% next year, I swear!" And it's quite easy in Germany to get a place in a clinic (for free).

The 'explosive' barfing is at least a sign that the stuff is not too bad and happens only at the beginning of your 'career'; after some weeks it should go away.
It's your body fighting against the poison for the first time. A bit like the thirst you have at night after heavy drinking.

Edit: " I think it was the lemon juice or vinegar we used to break it down.."

I know what you mean but for producing H a VERY strong vinegar acid is used in the laboratory. Good dope has always a sour smell and taste and this can be a sign of quality.
Or the stuff was just cut with shitty ascorbic acid from the drugstore

My career thankfully only lasted about 6 months, but probably another 2 years until I actually got over it and went outside for more than to go a job my brother got me once my leg was given the all clear, PlayStation and bongs of hash, work, sleep, repeat.

 

[McM]

My career thankfully only lasted about 6 months, but probably another 2 years until I actually got over it and went outside for more than to go a job my brother got me once my leg was given the all clear, PlayStation and bongs of hash, work, sleep, repeat.

Good to hear that, Jessica. Stay strong and healthy furthermore + I wish you an extra portion of good luck in life.

 

[j.f.🔎]

Good to hear that, Jessica. Stay strong and healthy furthermore + I wish you an extra portion of good luck in life.

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You too McM.

 

[KRATOSS]

US president sounds cool

 

[Forgeris]

Professional car racer, one day maybe..

 

[Mr G]

I want to be a vagina inspector. No this isn't a gynecologist. This a new field of study in which I inspect perfectly healthy, juicy vaginas and rate them out of 10. And get paid for my troubles.

And sometimes sniff them.

How would you test for tightness? Fess up, you’re gonna have a go on it every now and then ha ha ha
Bra fitter. Strictly only on ages 18 to 30.

 

[Duffin]

Be a drunken bum.

Y'alls can donate to the gofundme with my name on it... right? OR just send me the booze...even monies for pizza, popeyes, kfc... I ain't too picky. Thanks.

 

[Ratte]

Never really had one

 

[ichithekiller88]

To kill a pornstar.

 

[scott13214]

Being retired with so much money you live off the dividends without ever touching actual savings. Having a pension so large, you don’t even need to touch dividends. Having dinner at Club 33.
This is real life for me now.

 

[j.f.🔎]

Having dinner at Club 33.

No you're not.

 

[bixxan]

I wanna do something that allows me to travel all year long. Something online, so i can just meet people have fun yet still have income.

 

[scott13214]

I wanna do something that allows me to travel all year long. Something online, so i can just meet people have fun yet still have income.

If you are qualified to be an Actuary, you can live that dream.

 

[bixxan]

Nope

If you are qualified to be an Actuary, you can live that dream.

Nope, unfortunately im a dental student but hey good money

 

[lechmich]

I'd like to be a fighter pilot like in the badass film... But at least I fly gliders, the G's aren't what I'm after tho

 

[Graziani]

Be a Nascar driver

 

[MysteryTraveler]

My dream job?

Composer/ concert pianist, death metal drummer, chef, or food critic. Used to think something bicycle related maybe, but was a small parcel courier for a long time and it's just really tiresome.

It's not too late to do the death metal drummer thing. 🙂️

 

[Preacher]

Military fighter pilot.

Unfortunately I realized it late, when I was too old to start.

 

[Zeodus]

My original dream job was a fighter pilot. For years in my youth I obsessed about it. I had an obscene amount of knowledge on different jets, countries of origin, top speeds, manuverability, ect ect. But I realized the specifications to qualify weren't in my favor, I'm too tall and I don't have natural 20/20 vision. So I went onto other ventures, no sense on dwelling on the unattainable, even though it was really what I wanted to do.

I'm not sure if those specifications still exist or what, but eh..