Serious A safe autoerotic asphyxiation device?

[K.I.T.T.]

I've never had the desire to try something as risky as autoerotic asphyxiation. Not because I have doubts about the intense pleasure that supposedly occurs during orgasm, but because people fucking die of this a LOT. I've often wondered if those dead people ever paused to consider beforehand the things that could go horribly wrong.

Anyways, I had my blood pressure taken today by a nurse using the familiar and reliable sphygmomanometer (that's the fancy medical term for a blood pressure cuff) and as she began pumping it up and the cuff tightened, I had the idea that this device has the mechanical potential to save even more lives in a way in which it was never intended.

Simply put, there's a release valve that the nurse must turn for the pressurized air to escape the cuff. If that release valve is fully removed, the cuff can't hold air.

So, why not create a similar device that can be placed loosely around the neck that would accomplish the same goal that the "choking game" enthusiasts are after?

There wouldn't need to be a release valve at all. Instead, one would just keep their thumb pressed over a hole in the air bladder, thus keeping the air in. The slightest relaxation of the thumb would cause the air to rapidly escape and that's the entire idea in a nutshell. As soon as the user passes out, their entire body begins to relax. In fact, it's a deliberate response initiated by the brain.

So, you'd get to experience an orgasm that is supposedly better than the best one you've ever had, all at the small expense of a few brain cells but without the potential embarrasment of your accidental masturbation suicide ever making it onto the internet.

So... Any suggestions or thoughts before I pitch this to Shark Tank?

 

[Theseus]

No way… those people need too not reproduce. I say start handing out zip ties to them. 😂🤘🏻

 

[K.I.T.T.]

No way… those people need to not reproduce. I say start handing out zip ties to them. 😂🤘🏻

Lol, that's fair. Guess I'll just toss the prototype into the trash, Unless someone wants it?


EDIT: Stop messaging me, you weirdos, I was kidding!

 

[Dolly]

I do know there has been suicide by sphygmomanometer, so maybe not a great idea for an asphyxiwank ( I'll upload the pics )

EDIT:

https://goregrish.com/threads/suicide-by-sphygmomanometer.124372/#post-2459373

 

[K.I.T.T.]

I do know there has been suicide by sphygmomanometer, so maybe not a great idea for an asphyxiwank ( I'll upload the pics )

I'm sure there has, but I'm not talking about one of those exactly. I used it as an example. Im suggesting a similar device, but without the plug that traps the air inside. Just a hole that needs to be plugged with the thumb. Now, could someone intentionally plug that hole with something permanent? Sure, but if that's their intention, they'd buy a $10 blood pressure cuff, not a $100 sex toy.

 

[Soppy_Cow]

Are you asking for yourself, or a friend? 😉

 

[Asspipe]

I've never had the desire to try something as risky as autoerotic asphyxiation. Not because I have doubts about the intense pleasure that supposedly occurs during orgasm, but because people fucking die of this a LOT. I've often wondered if those dead people ever paused to consider beforehand the things that could go horribly wrong.

Anyways, I had my blood pressure taken today by a nurse using the familiar and reliable sphygmomanometer (that's the fancy medical term for a blood pressure cuff) and as she began pumping it up and the cuff tightened, I had the idea that this device has the mechanical potential to save even more lives in a way in which it was never intended.

Simply put, there's a release valve that the nurse must turn for the pressurized air to escape the cuff. If that release valve is fully removed, the cuff can't hold air.

So, why not create a similar device that can be placed loosely around the neck that would accomplish the same goal that the "choking game" enthusiasts are after?

There wouldn't need to be a release valve at all. Instead, one would just keep their thumb pressed over a hole in the air bladder, thus keeping the air in. The slightest relaxation of the thumb would cause the air to rapidly escape and that's the entire idea in a nutshell. As soon as the user passes out, their entire body begins to relax. In fact, it's a deliberate response initiated by the brain.

So, you'd get to experience an orgasm that is supposedly better than the best one you've ever had, all at the small expense of a few brain cells but without the potential embarrasment of your accidental masturbation suicide ever making it onto the internet.

So... Any suggestions or thoughts before I pitch this to Shark Tank?

“And for a 15% stake in One Twenty Over 69…..

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Heading to the patent office right now, thanks for the idea.

 

[Choppy]

For 199.99 I can choke you out and make sure you cum back and don’t die….

 

[K.I.T.T.]

Heading to the patent office right now, thanks for the idea.

Good thinking. You know, if you market this correctly, you could have these on the shelves of every Wal-Mart in the country by Christmas. Except, where would they put them in the store? Near the contraceptives or the firearms?

For 199.99 I can choke you out and make sure you cum back and don’t die….

Sold.

 

[D.O.A.]

and as she began pumping it up and the cuff tightened, I had the idea

I thought you were going to say wrap it around your dick and pump it up and see how it goes

 

[Sauerkraut]

Ask David Carradine.

 

[K.I.T.T.]

Ask David Carradine.

That guy was murdered. Same as Chris Cornell , Chester Benington, Robin Williams and Anthony Bourdain. All of those men tried to expose the sadistic child abusers in Hollywood and ended up committing suicide entirely against their will.

 

[mrsaucy87]

I've never had the desire to try something as risky as autoerotic asphyxiation. Not because I have doubts about the intense pleasure that supposedly occurs during orgasm, but because people fucking die of this a LOT. I've often wondered if those dead people ever paused to consider beforehand the things that could go horribly wrong.

Anyways, I had my blood pressure taken today by a nurse using the familiar and reliable sphygmomanometer (that's the fancy medical term for a blood pressure cuff) and as she began pumping it up and the cuff tightened, I had the idea that this device has the mechanical potential to save even more lives in a way in which it was never intended.

Simply put, there's a release valve that the nurse must turn for the pressurized air to escape the cuff. If that release valve is fully removed, the cuff can't hold air.

So, why not create a similar device that can be placed loosely around the neck that would accomplish the same goal that the "choking game" enthusiasts are after?

There wouldn't need to be a release valve at all. Instead, one would just keep their thumb pressed over a hole in the air bladder, thus keeping the air in. The slightest relaxation of the thumb would cause the air to rapidly escape and that's the entire idea in a nutshell. As soon as the user passes out, their entire body begins to relax. In fact, it's a deliberate response initiated by the brain.

So, you'd get to experience an orgasm that is supposedly better than the best one you've ever had, all at the small expense of a few brain cells but without the potential embarrasment of your accidental masturbation suicide ever making it onto the internet.

So... Any suggestions or thoughts before I pitch this to Shark Tank?

Brilliant

 

[mrln]

its anyway. not anyways....

 

[K.I.T.T.]

its anyway. not anyways....

And?

 

[mrln]

get it right.