Serious Robert Prevost of the United States is named Pope Leo XIV

[K.I.T.T.]

Cardinal Robert Prevost has taken the name Leo XIV. The Chicago-born missionary who spent his career ministering in Peru and took over the Vatican’s powerful office of bishops was elected the first pope from the United States in the 2,000-year history of the Catholic Church.

In his first words as Pope Francis’ successor, uttered from the loggia of St. Peter’s Basilica, Leo, 69, said, “Peace be with you,” and emphasized a message of peace, dialogue and missionary evangelization. He wore the traditional red cape of the papacy — a cape that Francis had eschewed on his election in 2013. He spoke to the crowd in Italian and Spanish, but not English.



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[Bostonjohn]

Pervost.

FIXED IT! Get it? Sorry.

 

[K.I.T.T.]

Pervost.

FIXED IT! Get it? Sorry.

That's legitimately funny.

 

[Bethy 🔥]

Dont care much as Im not s Catholic. But one year I dressed up as a pregnant nun and went bar hopping so does that count

 

[K.I.T.T.]

Dont care much as Im not s Catholic. But one year I dressed up as a pregnant nun and went bar hopping so does that count

I suppose it only matters if you left the bar actually pregnant?

 

[Dr Deacon]

Dont care much as Im not s Catholic. But one year I dressed up as a pregnant nun and went bar hopping so does that count

Only if you were really pregnant and not a pillow shoved in your pants.

 

[Bostonjohn]

That's legitimately funny.

Really?! Thanks!

 

[Bethy 🔥]

I suppose it only matters if you left the bar actually pregnant?

I know how to grab my ankles 🤭

 

[K.I.T.T.]

I know how to grab my ankles 🤭

Would you please disrobe and demonstrate this for us? Because science or something...

 

[Bethy 🔥]

Would you please disrobe and demonstrate this for us? Because science or something...

This is the best that I could do for the circumstances

 

[GuanoLoco]

He must have fucked the most little boys...

 

[K.I.T.T.]

This is the best that I could do for the circumstances


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When my ex was pregnant with my son, she wanted to fuck alllll the time.

Pregnant women are strangely attractive.

 

[Bethy 🔥]

When my ex was pregnant with my son, she wanted to fuck alllll the time.

Pregnant women are strangely attractive.

When you’re truely in love with your woman and know that the two of you created a human life together, you would find her sexy & attractive.

 

[dudebroseph]

Dont care much as Im not s Catholic. But one year I dressed up as a pregnant nun and went bar hopping so does that count

It counts.

 

[djdeeds]

How about just sell off all that gold and stash of spoils that lays hidden beneath the Vatican and use the money to build affordable housing - and to help feed the hungry .. instead of riding around in Jesus Carts wearing a dress .. like a useless cunt.

 

[Jenny]

When my ex was pregnant with my son, she wanted to fuck alllll the time.

Pregnant women are strangely attractive.

The hormones make most women super horny usually around 24 weeks, oxytocin (the love & fidelity hormone) & estrogen aid pheromones detected by men to become more attracted hopefully to their pregnant partner. It was writ in God's plan all along.
Science &/or "witchcraft" if you prefer, has taken it a step further & some woman use oxytocin in "love potions" actually. You can buy it OTC but there are additional ways to up a female's oxytocin levels that utilize more natural methods too. I've even heard of it being used by marriage counselors but, I imagine that's because their client asked for a "love potion." It does not cure infidelity issues just FYI, usually the opposite.

Is There Really A “Love Hormone”?

Oxytocin is linked to a host of relationship-enhancing effects. Find out what this means for your sexual relationships, parenthood, and more

www.healthline.com

 

[Jenny]

This is the best that I could do for the circumstances


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What the heck is the white thing on her belly? A belly support?

 

[GuanoLoco]

Let's pray for a long antagonizing death fitting of the pedophile he is.

 

[Sauerkraut]

I’m still waiting for the first pope.

 

[Vallrain]

The hormones make most women super horny usually around 24 weeks, oxytocin (the love & fidelity hormone) & estrogen aid pheromones detected by men to become more attracted hopefully to their pregnant partner. It was writ in God's plan all along.
Science &/or "witchcraft" if you prefer, has taken it a step further & some woman use oxytocin in "love potions" actually. You can buy it OTC but there are additional ways to up a female's oxytocin levels that utilize more natural methods too. I've even heard of it being used by marriage counselors but, I imagine that's because their client asked for a "love potion." It does not cure infidelity issues just FYI, usually the opposite.

Is There Really A “Love Hormone”?

Oxytocin is linked to a host of relationship-enhancing effects. Find out what this means for your sexual relationships, parenthood, and more

www.healthline.com

They're called roofies, or Rohypnol some classy people use coke, but most just use ice or speed, it's not really witchcraft lmao.

Though rubbing their clit also works too.