Funny Elderly man and his sex doll.

[Darth Kermit]

Some of you guys will end up the same way. 😉😂

"Residents of the apartment building became concerned about the smell wafting from their 66-year-old neighbor's apartment. They called paramedics to the scene, who entered the apartment. They all kind of suspected the man was dead, but what they found still shocked them.

The man was found already in a mummified state, lying next to what looked like a sex doll. Upon closer examination, it was confirmed that it was indeed a home-made sex doll. She was made out of old towels, rags and trash. Her head had been cut from a mannequin used in the windows of fashion stores.

The deceased was subjected to a forensic autopsy, which confirmed paramedics' speculation that the man died of natural causes."

 

[Chief Queef]

This is like a super fucked up Sally orgin story...

 

[CunningLinguist]

So . . . he doesn't need that sex doll anymore. Where do you suppose she ended up? (I'm asking for a friend)

 

[hedgerow]

what a way to end up, sad loser

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

@lullabyofscreams your future awaits, buddy. This is exactly what will happen to you as karma for killing your grandmother.

 

[Dudebro]

Gramps liked them thick 😎

 

[CunningLinguist]

what a way to end up, sad loser

I prefer to believe that they were happy together.

 

[cacarara74874]

This one will always be brutal. Kind of envy those kids who die young, happy and completely clueless.

 

[hedgerow]

I prefer to believe that they were happy together.

i agree...i'd say it was love at first sight

 

[CunningLinguist]

i agree...i'd say it was love at first sight

Truth be known, the face looks exactly like my ex-wife.

 

[hedgerow]

Truth be known, the face looks exactly like my ex-wife.

no comment (so i stay in your good graces)

 

[CunningLinguist]

no comment (so i stay in your good graces)

Of course you're in my good graces! I'm tempted to post a photograph of her face, but I'm always concerned about making a post that might come back to bite me later. I was serious - I married a very pretty woman and that's what her face looked like. Not the rest, although one time she took a trip and came back with enormous breast implants.

 

[hedgerow]

Of course your and my good graces! I'm tempted to post a photograph of her face, but I'm always concerned about making a post that might come back to bite me later. I was serious - I married a very pretty woman and that's what her face looked like. Not the rest, although one time she took a trip and came back with enormous breast implants.

she sounds like a real winner, especially after the implants
ps - yeah, be real careful with pics, once posted they never ever go away

 

[CunningLinguist]

I heard a standup comic say that if you have been with the same woman for 5 years and then she suddenly gets breast implants, they're not for you.
She's just putting fresh bait on the hook. Turned out to be true.

 

[drooly zager]

Shit I thought it would be bad if you hadn’t changed your undies for a couple days ….fuck? Every once in a while when I have some kinda dangerous job I’ll go through my closet and drawers and shit and make sure I have no penthouse or triple x home of the double DDD mags for my family too mock my dead ass about ,….but lady rags with plastic pussy and mop hair ???? Ouch burn the house down ,!

 

[hedgerow]

I heard a standup comic say that if you have been with the same woman for 5 years and then she suddenly gets breast implants, they're not for you.
She's just putting fresh bait on the hook. Turned out to be true.

sorry dude, sounds like she was just using you to get her finances in order for bigger game

 

[dildo_swaggins]

it's how I want to go out - whores either side, Hennessy, and some fine weed

 

[Silent Shark]

@lullabyofscreams your future awaits, buddy. This is exactly what will happen to you as karma for killing your grandmother.

😆😆

 

[dwdays]

I wonder if he overdid the Viagra!?

 

[Qtek2020]

Some of you guys will end up the same way. 😉😂



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For $1000 he could have at least one fuckble and more attractive than that shit.