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A Laxative Prank Too Far?

Laxative pranks are inherently too far. That’s bro dude level.
It depends on who you are pranking. When I was in Newcastle as a student the local chavs (charva in geordie) were dickheads on Halloween. They would egg the houses down our street. So I made flap jack using lactulose as the syrup. It’s a sugar that isn’t absorbed by our gut so it passes through working as an osmotic laxative. It tastes like a sweet sugar syrup so the flap jack tasted nice. I gave the whole lot to a group of these scallys. Sadly I didn’t get to see the prank in action lol.
 
I’m sure this is fake. Mostly because the Dulcolax Pico seen at the start has alcohol (ethanol) as an ingredient. It would be very hard to hide the taste of the whole bottle in a relatively small iced coffee.

However, this reminded me of the single worst home visit I’ve ever done as a GP (worse than this video!!!). It was out of hours and the patient was in his 50’s and claimed he couldn’t leave the house as he had no control over his bowels due to faecal impaction.

I got there and waited ages in heavy rain for him to let me in. The guy was skinny with long hair that hadn’t been washed in a long time. He lead me upstairs into his flat, dropped his dressing gown to the floor to reveal he was only wearing a t-shirt and proceeded to walk to his toilet and start shitting. As he walked away I could see fresh and dried diarrhoea down the insides of his legs. The smell in the house was horrific.

I went to his living room to wait to find it was full of junk showing he was a hoarder. There were patches of shit all over the carpet. I managed to find a place to put my bag down and had to tip toe back out to his bed room which also had diarrhoea all over the floor and his bed. Half of his bed was covered in a pile of old news papers and plastic bags about a metre high. There were piles of old boxes taking up most of the floor space.

After a while I had to ask him to come and speak to me as I had other patients to visit. He stood up, picked up a single piece of toilet paper and tried to wipe his arse but the paper fell out of his hand and he just shrugged and came to his bedroom. I think he may have been autistic. He then bent over his bed and stuck one leg out backwards for me to examine him. I politely told him that is not how we examine patients lol. I then saw an open bottle of lactulose (the laxative I used for flapjack for the chavs lol). Asked how much he’d had and he said 3 mouthfuls. The dose is 15ml (3 teaspoons). So he had simply overdosed on laxatives.

There was fresh and dried shit all over his house and him. I wrote “observations not taken as I did not want to contaminate my equipment”. I’ll never forget that patient.
 
It depends on who you are pranking. When I was in Newcastle as a student the local chavs (charva in geordie) were dickheads on Halloween. They would egg the houses down our street. So I made flap jack using lactulose as the syrup. It’s a sugar that isn’t absorbed by our gut so it passes through working as an osmotic laxative. It tastes like a sweet sugar syrup so the flap jack tasted nice. I gave the whole lot to a group of these scallys. Sadly I didn’t get to see the prank in action lol.
I guess so. Very true point if the person earned it. It would make a good GG thread if caught on vid.
 
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