Serious Are my cats gay?

[ReallyJess]

 

[Bill Murray]

Most male cats are queer, female cats are all hetero.

If there's any doubt to point 1 of my thesis please refer to James Cordon, the biggest fattest faggiest pussy of them all

*edit* - as an aside, who finds this tubby fuck funny?

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

Yes... "not that theres anything wrong with that"

 

[ReallyJess]

The analingus occurs nightly

 

[Bill Murray]

The analingus occurs nightly

I need more details:
-gender of the two cats?
-is the butt licking reciprocal or is it just one who likes to eat ass?
-does the recipient(s) seem to enjoy the treatment or is it rapey and done under duress?
-do they lick anything else's ass?, e.g. the dog

 

[ReallyJess]

I need more details:
-gender of the two cats?
-is the butt licking reciprocal or is it just one who likes to eat ass?
-does the recipient(s) seem to enjoy the treatment or is it rapey and done under duress?
-do they lick anything else's ass?, e.g. the dog

both male, Abe (big gray cat) loves to eat ass, Calvin (cow kitty) loves to receive and will seek out a good salad tossing often, Calvin is the only one getting their ass licked around here these days

 

[(G.O.A.T.) Tubemonkey]

Calvin does seem to have a nice case of serenity about him, lol

 

[Jon N.]

both male, Abe (big gray cat) loves to eat ass, Calvin (cow kitty) loves to receive and will seek out a good salad tossing often, Calvin is the only one getting their ass licked around here these days

are the males related?

 

[Bill Murray]

both male, Abe (big gray cat) loves to eat ass, Calvin (cow kitty) loves to receive and will seek out a good salad tossing often, Calvin is the only one getting their ass licked around here these days

Interesting.....does Abe also like humping Calvin? Does Calvin display any other gay tendencies (i.e. watches musicals, decorates his litterbox with glitter, has a lisp when he meows, etc.)? At this point I'd say you have a happy gay couple, #LoveIsLove

I do know that any cat I've owned, including the current one, DOES NOT LIKE their asses being touched, cleaned or otherwise molested. They get rather pissy about it.


Does anyone else around there want to get their ass licked?

 

[ReallyJess]

Not related

 

[Bill Murray]

Not related View attachment 594681

cute but definitely gay

 

[Jon N.]

Interesting.....does Abe also like humping Calvin? Does Calvin display any other gay tendencies (i.e. watches musicals, decorates his litterbox with glitter, has a lisp when he meows, etc.)? At this point I'd say you have a happy gay couple, #LoveIsLove

I do know that any cat I've owned, including the current one, DOES NOT LIKE their asses being touched, cleaned or otherwise molested. They get rather pissy about it.


Does anyone else around there want to get their ass licked?

well when you put 2 males together one will be dominant over the other everytime it's Spring, and maybe other times. specially if related or they'd fight otherwise.

 

[Bill Murray]

well when you put 2 males together one will be dominant over the other everytime

Have you been to prison?

 

[Jon N.]

Have you been to prison?

no

 

[Bill Murray]

no

I've watched a lot of Oz and according to that there's rampant homosexuality in prison. ASU might enjoy it but probably not most dudes.

 

[mystery_man]

it depends, if they like to screw each other up the bum and don't use purrtection then probably yes.

 

[Panzercat79]

This is one of those if ya got to ask...the answers yes,and I voted as such well before seeing your fag cats

 

[Sauerkraut]

No, but it looks like one is a nigger and the other one mixed.

 

[Bill Murray]

No, but it looks like one is a nigger and the other one mixed.

Cats are definitely not niggers. I'd never let a spook in my bed.

 

[cannedkittens]

I don’t know but this thread is. 😁