black toilet paper - why?

[Bill Murray]

I use less than a role a week. I dare say 1 roll probably lasts a month. My medication and lack of food results in hardly any no.2s.

you need to eat more

 

[Rabidface]

you need to eat more

I do but I want to lose weight. I have jeans that no longer fit. I'm 18 stone at the moment

 

[Bill Murray]

I do but I want to lose weight. I have jeans that no longer fit. I'm 18 stone at the moment

A healthy weight is good but you need to keep up with proper nutrition

 

[Rick James]

I’m ready to purchase. I don’t want to look at shit on white paper. I’ll go with my gut feeling as to when I’ve cleaned up all the residue.

 

[Rabidface]

A healthy weight is good but you need to keep up with proper nutrition

I need to move to live healthy.

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

maybe its for people who have albino poop

Black TP probably is good for checking whether you have hepatitis or not.

 

[Sauerkraut]

You can’t tell if you are done wiping, unless you consume a pint of barium at every meal.

 

[Bill Murray]

Black TP probably is good for checking whether you have hepatitis or not.

or a blood test

You can’t tell if you are done wiping, unless you consume a pint of barium at every meal.

or eat glitter then you'd have sparkly poo

 

[Mateo1]

Looks like this whole bathroom design has sacrificed pragmatism for the sake of art, with those nice looking artistic toilet paper holders. With proper toilet paper dispensers you can easily tear off pieces without each person handling the entire roll with their hands, spreading germs in the process. Also, do the building managers not realize that many people will gladly take lots of paper rolls and paper towels if they are easily accessible?

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

or a blood test


or eat glitter then you'd have sparkly poo

Glitter is insidious. It can never be entirely removed.

 

[Damo0666™️]

I prefer the sandpaper toilet roll

 

[usupari]

That will definitely scratch ya @$$

 

[Sarah2020]

I got a black toothbrush with black bristles, black toothpaste-charcoal, black towels - big mistake, always get fluff off them when used, black bathroom mats, black shower curtain and black lynx/axe shower gel and body spray. So this would be perfect. I planned on a black and white bathroom but I don't care anymore. Not sure where the toothbrush is I didn't use it

Do u have a picture ???😍😍😍

 

[Bill Murray]

Do u have a picture ???😍😍😍

 

[SeekingReality]

Nigganogga paper.. Hell no..

My puss likes cushelle, as does my lily white arse 😂

 

[McM]

Kitchen rolls and/or humid baby wipes are the best.
Don't know if 'kitchen roll' is understandable; it's the way they're called here.

 

[Barf_fart]

why would anyone want/need black shit tickets? or any colored paper? Its what you use to wipe your ass and flush, it not a fashion statement

I read about someone experiencing black tp at Kanye/Kim's house. I guess is a super rich thing. But how you know if your ass is clean without a bidet?

 

[Bill Murray]

But how you know if your ass is clean without a bidet?

The hired help checks my starfish thrice daily

 

[Smooby]

Because black is the new white. Gotta get on the cool train and start embracing the blackness

 

[wiggins]

"doctor, I have a black asshole"

"Well, don't just let him sit there, get him to pick the goddamned cotton! That's what you bought him for..."