Bucket list

[Rosie]

Does anybody else here have a bucket list?

Mine changes all the time, depending on my mood, the weather and cost.

Have you ever ticked something off of you bucket list, something that you really wanted to do, saved like buggery to get there only to think "well... that was a bag of shite"?

My current list is quite short at the mo.

1) Everest base camp.

2) Angel falls

3) Fly first class with Singapore Airlines

4) Cage dive with great whites

 

[Red-Footed Booby]

The one and only thing on my bucket list is to pet a Red-Footed Booby and give it a nose boop. Then I will jump off a cliff hoping that the Boobies will feast on my flesh.

 

[ZeroK]

A Hot Air Balloon Ride

 

[Prince 👑 Harming]

ride a crocodile like a horse

 

[Rosie]

A Hot Air Balloon RideView attachment 590564

I like that idea. But I really don't like heights.

However, I shall add that to my list.

 

[Sweet Death]

I wish I could go RV'ing across the United States

 

[Rosie]

I wish I could go RV'ing across the United States

That would be epic.

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

I'd really like to know what it's like to wear a shirt that has been ironed

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

Mine goes a little like this
1.Do a whole sheet of acid and do a insane amount of other drugs I've always wanted to try
2.See my favorite band live
3.Set my house on fire with a retarded amount of gasoline and watch it go up like match

 

[DeathMetalWife]

My bucket list is extremely short and none of it is actually doable so I try not to think of that stuff very much.

 

[WhatIsLife64]

First I need to get a bucket for my list.

 

[Mr. Ser Jr]

1.Find an honest politician

2.Find a safe city in Brazil

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

Does anybody else here have a bucket list?

Mine changes all the time, depending on my mood, the weather and cost.

Have you ever ticked something off of you bucket list, something that you really wanted to do, saved like buggery to get there only to think "well... that was a bag of shite"?

My current list is quite short at the mo.

1) Everest base camp.

2) Angel falls

3) Fly first class with Singapore Airlines

4) Cage dive with great whites

I've often Dreamed about Beating PEDOS into Fkn Mush with a Ball Peen Hammer, And Slopping them into a Fkn Bucket!
If that counts at all? Lmao,🤣...SP

 

[The Holocaust Was Art]

Does anybody else here have a bucket list?

Mine changes all the time, depending on my mood, the weather and cost.

Have you ever ticked something off of you bucket list, something that you really wanted to do, saved like buggery to get there only to think "well... that was a bag of shite"?

My current list is quite short at the mo.

1) Everest base camp.

2) Angel falls

3) Fly first class with Singapore Airlines

4) Cage dive with great whites

Nepal is a great country the trek to base camp 1 is amazing. When I’m not trolling here I’m climbing somewhere it’s my other passion

 

[92.eth]

Sail the planet in an off-grid Catamaran in about 5 years

 

[Smooby]

Own a fully functioning, self-sustaining bunker

Have a homestead with 10+ acres, farm animals, garden, root cellar

Buy a UTV like this to ride around my property with my dogs

 

[DokraOwl]

1. Fill a hot tub full of honey and then pay a hooker to wear a bee larva costume and get into it like it's a honey comb. Then, while dressed in a bee costume, I will seal her inside and feed her royal jelly from my asshole. After several days I will dress her up as a queen bee and shove hard boiled eggs up her ass that she will then shit out emulating a queen bee laying eggs.

2. Aquire a large derelict ship or boat that is next to worthless and un-seaworthy from craigslist for free. Wait for a hurricane to begin approaching. Go out to sea in the terrible ship just as the hurricane is at its worst. Broadcast "Mayday! Mayday!" Frantically on all radio channels. "This is the Golden Oyster, caught in a gale and going down! Send coast guard to save me!" Coast guard sends helicopter. Free helicopter ride. Oh yeah. Watch as the boat sinks from the helicopter. Sell a deceitful story to the news media, tell them that the boat was worth 5 million dollars and that it was also full of gold and pearls. Watch as treasure hunters serch in vain for the loot.

3. Buy a few tons of scrap metal. Scatter it in a random corn field at night while dress up in an authentic surplus astronaut suit from the Soviet Union. Set the field on fire. Lay down among the debris and wait for the authorities to find me. When found just speak with a Russian accent and tell everyone I need to see Gorbachev and that the space time portal experiment didn't work. Act shocked and suprised when told it's the year 2022, insist it's October 3rd 1989. Then laugh that the time experiment was a success after all and the nuclear war never happened now.

4. Dress as Jesus and hide in the rafters of a cathedral on Easter Sunday. When the priest is preparing the eucharist an electric winch slowly lowers me on a transparent cable. "I have returned!" I shout. Today is the rapture. Pyrotechnics that I placed throughout the building earlier begin to go off from a remote I carry. "Confess your sins to me at once!" I shout. A homeless man I hired earlier screams that he has been urinating in the holy water. As the people panic another homeless man I hired earlier is winched up into the air by a transparent cable. I point to him, "you are the only one spared, everyone else is going to hell!" Then the electrick winches reel us both back into the rafters and we hightail it out of there through the roof.

... this isn't even all the things I have planned. All just a jokes of course. Plots to random twisted stories I thought you would like reading about.

 

[Götterdämmerung]

I'd like to see the southern night sky. The brighter part of the Milky Way only be seen south of the equator. Some place like Chile or Peru where the air is clear and dry. Plus being less developed than North America it is much darker.

 

[Mr. Ser Jr]

Nepal is a great country the trek to base camp 1 is amazing. When I’m not trolling here I’m climbing somewhere it’s my other passion

You shouldnt have been trolling they even banned yo ass from here lol

 

[Rabidface]

Be the first person ever to commit suicide by cutting my own heart out.
I'm already making preparations.