Bucket list

[Theseus]

Yes I want to try every drug once so far i have done acid Molly coke crack Xanax weed shrooms DMT meth and nitrous

 

[Gurgled_Sliced_Throat]

1. Fill a hot tub full of honey and then pay a hooker to wear a bee larva costume and get into it like it's a honey comb. Then, while dressed in a bee costume, I will seal her inside and feed her royal jelly from my asshole. After several days I will dress her up as a queen bee and shove hard boiled eggs up her ass that she will then shit out emulating a queen bee laying eggs.

2. Aquire a large derelict ship or boat that is next to worthless and un-seaworthy from craigslist for free. Wait for a hurricane to begin approaching. Go out to sea in the terrible ship just as the hurricane is at its worst. Broadcast "Mayday! Mayday!" Frantically on all radio channels. "This is the Golden Oyster, caught in a gale and going down! Send coast guard to save me!" Coast guard sends helicopter. Free helicopter ride. Oh yeah. Watch as the boat sinks from the helicopter. Sell a deceitful story to the news media, tell them that the boat was worth 5 million dollars and that it was also full of gold and pearls. Watch as treasure hunters serch in vain for the loot.

3. Buy a few tons of scrap metal. Scatter it in a random corn field at night while dress up in an authentic surplus astronaut suit from the Soviet Union. Set the field on fire. Lay down among the debris and wait for the authorities to find me. When found just speak with a Russian accent and tell everyone I need to see Gorbachev and that the space time portal experiment didn't work. Act shocked and suprised when told it's the year 2022, insist it's October 3rd 1989. Then laugh that the time experiment was a success after all and the nuclear war never happened now.

4. Dress as Jesus and hide in the rafters of a cathedral on Easter Sunday. When the priest is preparing the eucharist an electric winch slowly lowers me on a transparent cable. "I have returned!" I shout. Today is the rapture. Pyrotechnics that I placed throughout the building earlier begin to go off from a remote I carry. "Confess your sins to me at once!" I shout. A homeless man I hired earlier screams that he has been urinating in the holy water. As the people panic another homeless man I hired earlier is winched up into the air by a transparent cable. I point to him, "you are the only one spared, everyone else is going to hell!" Then the electrick winches reel us both back into the rafters and we hightail it out of there through the roof.

... this isn't even all the things I have planned. All just a jokes of course. Plots to random twisted stories I thought you would like reading about.

Wow,you really thought that out lol.

 

[IkeaPsyco]

-Get married ...preferably to some adorable nerd with a good heart and loads of nice kinks 😍
-Get the hell out and away from this country....lack of light in winters are killing me.
-Lose enough weight so that i can ride horses again. I really do miss horses
-Atleast visit Paris( for the 3 time), Antalya, Sharm, Gran canaries again.
-Have sex again with above mentionned dude
-Be more happy