Serious Can you swim?

[j.f.🔎]

no. nigger dna. wait. is this you? ⬇️

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My dad was born in the 40s, try looking up the chance of black dna being in Northern England back then if its playing on your mind.

 

[evil retard]

My dad was born in the 40s, try looking up the chance of black dna being in Northern England back then if its playing on your mind.

damn. you're trying to educate me about niggers. come on now. i don't want to know about your nigger family history.
translation: this is you swimming. ⬇️

 

[j.f.🔎]

damn. you're trying to educate me about niggers. come on now. i don't want to know about your nigger family history.
translation: this is you swimming. ⬇️

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I didn't wanna know how homo for god you were either.
Nobody did.
You told us anyway.

Maybe I should've put this in serious discussion...

I guess I was right.

 

[mrln]

Yea, because pools does not exist in America.

you obviously never been here then,to sound ignorant like that. swimming pools are everywhere. especially out mid west and central

 

[Gamma🍄Goblin]

 

[deviant2]

Beg pardon?




Flush please...

 

[Dolly]

Distance badges, bronze, silver and gold merit badges, I remember having to tread water for 10 minutes, fully clothed, then having to blow up a pair of jarmie bottoms to make a float and then have to pretend they actually worked and float there like a lemon for 20 minutes. All the time thinking to myself "well... if this was in the sea I'd be dead", as I couldn't imagine wanting to go swimming in jimjams, The whole thing was pointless. But my dear mother would insist on sewing these bloody badges onto my hand me down tracksuit and insisting that I actually wear the bloody thing if we went round to my cousins houses...

Did I mention how much I hate swimming?

Ha brilliant, Id actually forgotten about swimming in PJs for some award..

Aaand here come the dick pics

You where correct, Don't worry tho, yours is still loads bigger.

 

[deviant2]

I'm not sure what I'm impressed by more...
...the penmanship, the pen proper, or the depth which is, DEEP.

 

[Graziani]

I think only Americans and people from 3rd world countries can't swim. In Europe, we learn that in school.

Bullshit!
Indians swim every day , Ganges river

 

[deviant2]

^
...see there? Oy vey...

Flush.
It.

 

[Super Kirbo]

I can't and neither could my dad, @slickrick27 said it might be a good idea for a thread and it made me wonder if there's many other "negatively buoyant" (thanks @Soulless for the fancy wording) members here.
I'm sure there's plenty that can... And plenty who think it's bizarre that I'm in my 40s and somehow managed to not learn or drown yet.

Lean back inhale air hold it in.
There your floating XD

 

[j.f.🔎]

Lean back inhale air hold it in.
There your floating XD

I'm not David Blaine...

 

[Preacher]

I also tend to sink; what I learned to do is focus my breathing and find a rhythm that keeps enough air in my lungs to remain afloat.

I tried that, but in my case it has no effect, if I'm not moving swimming I go to the bottom of the pool like a brick.

 

[HollyC666]

I took swimming lessons when I was younger & I went to pools & oceans until my mid 30s now I'm 46 I no longer go swimming but it's something I never forget to do

 

[puppyworld!]

i had a christian based daycare that used to take us to the ymca from the time i was 5-15 , i learned pretty quickly and haven’t stopped even after moving . i honestly love swimming ᡣ • . • 𐭩 ♡

 

[evil retard]

I didn't wanna know how homo for god you were either.
Nobody did.
You told us anyway.

hypocrisy much?

 

[j.f.🔎]

hypocrisy much?

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Nope, not me, she dead and I reasonably infamously own a penis, it is quite epic to hear your namesake has died on the radio though.

And yes just incase you forgot this thread is meant to be about swimming, tag me in one of your many god threads in FLH if you want to argue please.

 

[SJW-Snowflake❄️]

I'm an Aussie, and I can stay afloat for a while and wouldn't drown in a backyard pool, but out in open water on the ocean, I'd be fucked. I never learned to swim.

 

[evil retard]

just incase you forgot this thread is meant to be about swimming

yes. you can't swim. no surprise there.

tag me in one of your many god threads in FLH if you want to argue please.

wait. you're the one who brought god into this. not me.

 

[macread]

Despite going swimming regularly as a youngster I could swim but no matter how often I went I was never a good swimmer and could never do the floating thing. I was quite good at most other sports activities.