Serious Can you swim?

[armaniexchangeblrrrd]

The only Americans that can’t collectively swim are the melanin rich variety. Might be bc apes can’t swim either, and closer genetic stock. Idk.

Although, my wife can’t swim and she’s ultra white. Said the water was too cold to ever get into, in Washington state. I believe it, it’s all glacier water fuck that.

Do you also believe you're genetically superior to them? 😂

 

[mrln]

Do you also believe you're genetically superior to them? 😂

only if they cant swim.

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

I can swim and as a former lifeguard I have taught swimming lessons to others

 

[Fäthër Cörpsë]

Do you also believe you're genetically superior to them? 😂

That depends. You buy a tool for its function, not for its name brand.

But yes, I am genetically superior to them

 

[mrln]

i believe thats one of the very few things that will never change,is swimming.

 

[Super Kirbo]

I can't and neither could my dad, @slickrick27 said it might be a good idea for a thread and it made me wonder if there's many other "negatively buoyant" (thanks @Soulless for the fancy wording) members here.
I'm sure there's plenty that can... And plenty who think it's bizarre that I'm in my 40s and somehow managed to not learn or drown yet.

Im like a dolphin love swimming

 

[Ares_rose1991]

I've lived near beaches, lakes, and rivers, it would have been dumb for me not to learn. But I also have 2 flotation devices attached to me just in case🤣

 

[j.f.🔎]

I've lived near beaches, lakes, and rivers, it would have been dumb for me not to learn.

I also live near all those things, as a kid I lived 2 minutes away from a harbour, back then it didn't have barriers on the sides either.
Still didnt learn to swim.

 

[Htos1av]

Here in the southern US you can swim like a fish by two years old. Just how it is! before I relocated to Florida in my teens(finished school) we STAYED WET all summer long...For us, Florida was the "pros".

 

[jewel13]

As I live in a country that is below sea level, yes, I can swim and have been since I can remember. Most schools used to teach swimming, but where I live, this is no longer the case. Most kids start lessons around 5 years old, some earlier.

There is a lot of water here.

 

[Windowshopper]

I won the race about 39yrs ago....🤣

 

[Guipago]

Australia has great beaches---bit of a lucky dip if you get out of the water without being stung, fanged or with both legs---just kidding, the waters fine!

 

[Venture _Capitalist]