movies Children of the Corn (wtf)

[Donkeyd]

I didn't realise they made 10 children of the Corn! How to ruin a genuinely original chilling horror film!

 

[Bruno Schulz]

"OUTLANDERRR!!!! We have your [terrible sequels] !!!" -Malachai

 

[markymark6373]

Exactly WTF, first one ok but really children of the corn 10….corn would be a bit rotten by then

 

[Eclipsed99]

The first three were pretty decent, but as with most movie franchises like this, the production quality and directing fall off to the point where they become laughable and just boring.

 

[Donkeyd]

By 2020 they started from the beginning again lol

 

[GarGoil]

If you think this is wtf, wait until you see how the Amityville name has been used.

 

[DokraOwl]

I never watched Children of the Corn, but this is what I think it is about. The year is 1962, the setting - a struggling farm on the brink of bankruptcy. The farmer, in desperation, visits an old Native American shaman who gives him special Indian corn seeds. The farmer plants the seeds and the corn grows to record size. There is only one problem. The cornfield has attracted a pest - children. "Yer trespassin' on mah land!" Shouts the farmer in frustration. He fires his shotgun in the air. *boom!* "Eeee!" The children all scream as they flee from the corn field. "Go on, git!" He shouts at them. The children return to the farmer's corn field later that night and begin doing mischief - setting off firecrackers, firing BB guns, throwing rocks, etc. Hearing the noise of the children in his field again the farmer goes outside to chase them away once more. It is 1AM. "Git outta mah corn field you dam kids!" The pitter patter sound of the children's shuffling through the corn stalks fill the farmer's ears as he looks around in the darkness holding his lantern. Suddenly one of the kids runs up behind him and knocks the latern out of his hand. The glass breaks and the flames ignite the corn. The field begins to burn. *Boom! Boom!* The farmer fires his gun. The flames engulf the farmer, he is trapped and can't escape. The eyes of the children stare at him from the perimeter outside the field as he burns to death. The next day the farmer's contorted smouldering remains are found by the local fire chief. "My God," he says, "poor old man Jenkins." The children meanwhile have returned to the field and are once again playing their games. [Children of the Corn] Roll credits.

 

[mrandypies]

I prefer Children of the Porn

*Awaits goaded leftie fuckards*

 

[jmjor77]

I only ever saw the 1984 one. But if you read the actual short story, it’s scarier, in my opinion.

 

[spamdagger79]

same as Hellraiser, theres 11 of those and ive lost count of halloween and Friday 13th films

 

[Lepeka]

Read the short story instead.

 

[Super Kirbo]

2020 one was fucking dogshit

I prefer Children of the Porn

*Awaits goaded leftie fuckards*

 

[Chief Queef]

I'm currently attempting to watch all the puppet masters. I've made it to the 4th but don't know if I can do all nine. They lost me when they explained the puppets are the souls of rebellious jews murdered by the nazis...

 

[The anarchist]

same as Hellraiser, theres 11 of those and ive lost count of halloween and Friday 13th films
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I agree100% with you👍 the Hellraiser series was my favorite until the 4th then it went downhill quick👎 and the same with Jason 😂 Him getting on the space shuttle was a little to much for me😂