accident Curry muncher on bike kicked to his death by cow

[Lord Gutsy]

Kerling, Selangor, Malaysia

A 53-year-old man, Vadiveloo Ganesan, was riding his motorbike on a bridge. As he drove past a cow, however, the cow kicked him off his motorbike, sending him careening down the bridge. He landed on a palm oil estate, and CPR was performed before an ambulance arrived - however, Vadiveloo was pronounced dead on the way to hospital, due to a severe traumatic brain injury resulting from the fall.

 

[markymark6373]

 

[Rocco54]

There's APB out on the cow. She is facing multiple charges including 1st degree murder.

 

[j.f.🔎]

"It won't Moo at me weird again, the cunt!"

 

[Dr Deacon]

Helmets do fuck all if they're not strapped to your head, dumb paki.

 

[Cauntsniff]

Needs a street fighter spinning kick sound layering over it twud would be legendary 😂

 

[Bad Hippo]

 

[Factcheck]

Holy Cow!

 

[45cal1911]

Murdered by a fucking running cow. The irony.
That is one hell of a way to check out. I eat the meat, cows will win at the end…incoming heart attack after the 4th.

 

[Ramres]

Looks like he spooked it. Remember fellas, cows absolutely can kick. It's always best to make sure it can see, hear, or smell you before getting anywhere close, especially if there's little space to run. This is why people use round pins to train horses. These kind of animals do not like feeling trapped or cornered, and it seems like it was facing the man. It sure ran with it saw space behind it, only after kicking.

Usually they're pretty sweet. We bred the auorch out of them ages ago, they'll give a lot of warnings before kicking if they're aware of you and you're being an ass clown, stamping, ear flicking, mooing, squaring up, staring, false charging, ect. They'll mostly just try and get away though.

Horses and cows will even threat kick just to spook you instead of actually try to hurt you. Sometimes they miscalculate because they don't realize humans don't have the same reaction time as them, but they're really cute animals until you spook them or run at their foals and calves with air horns.

 

[Tinkle_Star]

The Sacred Moomoo strikes again!! “Moooooove, bitch, get outta da way”

 

[savgbeast]

How udderly humiliating 🐮

 

[dwdays]

He died before ever enjoying a cheeseburger

 

[Nicole's Brown Simpson]

Kerling, Selangor, Malaysia

A 53-year-old man, Vadiveloo Ganesan, was riding his motorbike on a bridge. As he drove past a cow, however, the cow kicked him off his motorbike, sending him careening down the bridge. He landed on a palm oil estate, and CPR was performed before an ambulance arrived - however, Vadiveloo was pronounced dead on the way to hospital, due to a severe traumatic brain injury resulting from the fall.

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Serves em right for not eating burgers over there. Far less cattle would be running the streets if this was the case.

 

[TheDevilRullz]

It reminded me of Van Damme's flying kick

 

[Mr. Untouchable]

Kerling, Selangor, Malaysia

A 53-year-old man, Vadiveloo Ganesan, was riding his motorbike on a bridge. As he drove past a cow, however, the cow kicked him off his motorbike, sending him careening down the bridge. He landed on a palm oil estate, and CPR was performed before an ambulance arrived - however, Vadiveloo was pronounced dead on the way to hospital, due to a severe traumatic brain injury resulting from the fall.

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The cow must have watched enough Goregrish to know he needs to run after murdering someone

 

[Milfhunter]

Go Moo Lisa. Get another one . We root for you.

 

[Htos1av]

When there ARE BILLIONS, the millions to one odds drop off fast....

 

[Death_Dylan]

Cows are sacred in India. They cannot be prosecuted. haha

 

[Nicole's Brown Simpson]

Kerling, Selangor, Malaysia

A 53-year-old man, Vadiveloo Ganesan, was riding his motorbike on a bridge. As he drove past a cow, however, the cow kicked him off his motorbike, sending him careening down the bridge. He landed on a palm oil estate, and CPR was performed before an ambulance arrived - however, Vadiveloo was pronounced dead on the way to hospital, due to a severe traumatic brain injury resulting from the fall.

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He slipped through the cracks, literally. Like a snake in oil...