beatings Do Cricket Players Also Call It A Bat Like We Do In Baseball (1 Viewer)
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wiggins
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Yes Zero, we call it a bat. Actually we call it a 'cricket bat'. We use them to hit balls with and sometimes we use the very top of the handle to belt in the wickets with the 'cricket bat' held up side down.
But in Aus it's considered unsporting to use it on aboriginals...
The SS brand is quite a good one.
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Why wouldn't you just get up and move away or try and grab the bat? stupid ranty cunt just sits there. (anyway -best cricket match I've seen in a while!) 
DokraOwl
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Whenever someone from the lands of the British sphere of influence mentions Cricket I, having no understanding in the least of what the sport entails, picture a cricket insect on a baseball field jumping around being swatted at by men with cricket bats- and that's the game in my perspective. People whacking at a cricket as it eludes them and points go to whatever team kills it first.
He hit him for 6
wiggins
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A bit of leg before wicket unless Im very much mistaken...
Nah we call it a weapon 🤷♂️ at least in Bradford we do anyway
That would be an opportunity for a small survey: Which bats do you prefer (for beatings) cricket or baseball bats. I prefer baseball bats!
Must've eaten all of Da Noodles 🍜!!!
Whack Dat Ass!!! 🤘🤟🤙...SP
I think the British also call it a dildo, though only when they shove it up their ass! 
JAMES HÜRZOG
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It’s a hard knock life.
Brings back memories of when I was a kid we used a cricket bat not for cricket but for rounders, the local bully who was bigger and older came along and started his usual shit. He had already hit one of my mates when he arrived, I had the bat at the time and he said he wanted it and I better give him it or I would get the same he whacked me and I just saw red and started hitting him with it and bust his head in a couple of places he never bothered me again. a great result.
You sound jealous son shine 😁I think the British also call it a dildo, though only when they shove it up their ass!
Jeffroush56
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He was trying to break bones. Musta owed him some money. Probably for a BJ 😂
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Eat weatbix..... you'll be good at cricket 😊👍🏻
Pachinko
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"Kumar looks like you owe us some gold coins and silver bullions, how would you like you kneecaps broken, cricket bat or harden shit from the street."
Mackerel
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you misspelled honest
Sounds like you're speaking from experience 😬 and everyone knows the US is the gayest country on the planet 🤣 especially the rednecksyou misspelled honest
Did I hurt your feelings?
