Do you expect anything on your birthday?

[Rosie]

A day off is a treat.

 

[mrln]

@Bethy 🔥 skimpily cladded

 

[Richard 1986]

My birthday was yesterday April 28 I expected money MONEY MONEY MONEY but nothing .... I thought God gave me a sign but he didn't .... No i'm joking god do not exist ( just in the mind of brainless people who need help for liviing ). Shit life i'm still moneyless ...

 

[arishae]

Since ive had kids I really don't give a shit about my birthday anymore. My family think I'm weird, I dont want nor expect anything anymore.

If my wife gets me anything I'll generally say 'money could be spent on the house' when I was 50 the wife laid on food, friends and family. I appreciate she did shit loads for that day and I sat there with a shitty face on me.

Do I have a problem?

Not really I just want to chill maybe bbq or something

 

[Imi]

I don't usually get anything from anyone on my birthday for almost 20 years.
Last year my brother brought me a little cake, I was happy because it was a gesture of goodwill on his part.

 

[TITPOITS]

It's interesting to read people's point of view on this. I have been on my own since 15, my birthdays before then were just another day. So I learned to not give a shit, to not get my hopes up for something I never thought I deserved anyway. So as an adult I'm happy with a decent meal and an acknowledgement that it's my birthday. It gave me an appreciation for making my kids b-days extra special.

 

[MonsterMouth]

Wake up with a hangover

 

[Nicole's Brown Simpson]

Since ive had kids I really don't give a shit about my birthday anymore. My family think I'm weird, I dont want nor expect anything anymore.

If my wife gets me anything I'll generally say 'money could be spent on the house' when I was 50 the wife laid on food, friends and family. I appreciate she did shit loads for that day and I sat there with a shitty face on me.

Do I have a problem?

I always wanted something for my birthday, but my husband died in January, so THAT gravy train is over for me! For my birthday later this year, I'll watch gore videos and pat myself on the back for making it another year above ground...I always tend to think, when I think my life sucks, at least I'm not any of the poor fuckers on these pictures and videos, showing off their hot freshly mangled bodies!

 

[Zzz..]

Nah you're just old

 

[dwdays]

Since ive had kids I really don't give a shit about my birthday anymore. My family think I'm weird, I dont want nor expect anything anymore.

If my wife gets me anything I'll generally say 'money could be spent on the house' when I was 50 the wife laid on food, friends and family. I appreciate she did shit loads for that day and I sat there with a shitty face on me.

Do I have a problem?

I get a blow job with taint-play. It cost nothing except her self esteem.

 

[hedgerow]

I don't usually get anything from anyone on my birthday for almost 20 years.
Last year my brother brought me a little cake, I was happy because it was a gesture of goodwill on his part.

i almost feel sorry for you now ... have you ever seen that great movie Rain Man?

 

[neighbour]

Since ive had kids I really don't give a shit about my birthday anymore. My family think I'm weird, I dont want nor expect anything anymore.

If my wife gets me anything I'll generally say 'money could be spent on the house' when I was 50 the wife laid on food, friends and family. I appreciate she did shit loads for that day and I sat there with a shitty face on me.

Do I have a problem?

Not particularly. Not since I was 12.

 

[Graziani]

On My birthday i go to a whorehouse. I good blowjob make me happy.

 

[Smooby]

On My birthday i go to a whorehouse. I good blowjob make me happy.

Do they give you a birthday discount?

 

[nimblefingers]

To be one year further from my birth and one year closer to my death.

 

[jlp95]

If your over 13 no

 

[Nun Soup]

It's just another day. Celebrating another circumnavigation is redundant.

 

[Mr.90210]

A favorite meal, and happy birthday is nice.

 

[Vwj]

Shhh dont tell anyone. I have a bitch image to maintain LULZ

When?

I expect @TehBitch to remind me

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I’m not sure that’s true! Seems kinda mild from teh

On My birthday i go to a whorehouse. I good blowjob make me happy.

I’m sure if they could find it they’d return the favour dude

Don’t expect anything, hope my kids text, but it’s normally a week or 2 later, I’m not their biggest priority

 

[Vwj]

I’m messing with you @Graziani 😂