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Serious Fat lesbian fire fighters

It's not sexist to want someone of the same gender to rescue you in a bush fire.

In Aus, thank God, we call 000.

'000'

ring, ring, ring,


(flames licking at the windows, garden under ember attack, car fuel tank exploding.

"Hello, your call is important to us. Please choose from the following options:

  1. Male, heterosexual fire team.
  2. Male, Homo sexual fire team.
  3. Female, lesbian fire team
  4. Female, heterosexual feminist fire team.
  5. Non binary transman fire team
  6. Non binary transwoman fire team
  7. Furry fire team (depending on enrichment walk times) (body retrieval only of other furries)
Sorry, your choice is invalid. Please call again as all our gender fire professionals are busy on training day for non binary my truth issues within the context of intersectionality."

Crackle, explosions as gas canisters reach rupture pressure, screams (of a non binary type)
 
It's not sexist to want someone of the same gender to rescue you in a bush fire.

In Aus, thank God, we call 000.

'000'

ring, ring, ring,


(flames licking at the windows, garden under ember attack, car fuel tank exploding.

"Hello, your call is important to us. Please choose from the following options:

  1. Male, heterosexual fire team.
  2. Male, Homo sexual fire team.
  3. Female, lesbian fire team
  4. Female, heterosexual feminist fire team.
  5. Non binary transman fire team
  6. Non binary transwoman fire team
  7. Furry fire team (depending on enrichment walk times) (body retrieval only of other furries)
Sorry, your choice is invalid. Please call again as all our gender fire professionals are busy on training day for non binary my truth issues within the context of intersectionality."

Crackle, explosions as gas canisters reach rupture pressure, screams (of a non binary type)
Hilarious
 
It's not sexist to want someone of the same gender to rescue you in a bush fire.

In Aus, thank God, we call 000.

'000'

ring, ring, ring,


(flames licking at the windows, garden under ember attack, car fuel tank exploding.

"Hello, your call is important to us. Please choose from the following options:

  1. Male, heterosexual fire team.
  2. Male, Homo sexual fire team.
  3. Female, lesbian fire team
  4. Female, heterosexual feminist fire team.
  5. Non binary transman fire team
  6. Non binary transwoman fire team
  7. Furry fire team (depending on enrichment walk times) (body retrieval only of other furries)
Sorry, your choice is invalid. Please call again as all our gender fire professionals are busy on training day for non binary my truth issues within the context of intersectionality."

Crackle, explosions as gas canisters reach rupture pressure, screams (of a non binary type)
You forgot the part where they waste another eight minutes explaining that we live on aboriginal land and to pay respects to the elders of it and to always remember that it always has and always will be aboriginal land and that it's probably on fire because the serpent spirits are angry that we never cancelled Australia day !
 
You forgot the part where they waste another eight minutes explaining that we live on aboriginal land and to pay respects to the elders of it and to always remember that it always has and always will be aboriginal land and that it's probably on fire because the serpent spirits are angry that we never cancelled Australia day !
Yes. And of course "Indigenous people are warned that this fire training video contains images of people who are now dead..."

Of course, if any indigenous person can read such subtitles they are not traditional and won't give a shit...
 
Yes. And of course "Indigenous people are warned that this fire training video contains images of people who are now dead..."

Of course, if any indigenous person can read such subtitles they are not traditional and won't give a shit...
Oh I forgot about that weird superstition they have :lulz: yeah I never understood that. It must be hard for them to shield their eyes every time they walk past an old picture of Grandma !! I suppose none of them watch the ABC either since it's full of old re-runs of Abbo crap all day long.
 
Furry fire team (depending on enrichment walk times) (body retrieval only of other furries)
You know, I would call the Furry Fire Team just for the novelty of seeing their more colorful mascot costumes, but they always smell like burnt hair and olive oil. I see them at the grocery store using their government dole to stock up from time to time.
 
You know, I would call the Furry Fire Team just for the novelty of seeing their more colorful mascot costumes, but they always smell like burnt hair and olive oil. I see them at the grocery store using their government dole to stock up from time to time.
I haven't seen furries for real in public. Aus is a little behind the times although not that far alas.

When I do see one I'll capture it and take it to the vet and get it destroyed.
 
Lesbian culture is largely controlled by lazy feminists that brainwash their own women to think being ugly and fat and lazy is okay
 
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