Serious "He was about to turn his life around" etc etc Aus style

[wiggins]

It's become one of those cliches similar to the way neighbours always say the dead guy was 'a good bloke' etc.

Inquest into man's death after he was hit by cars on M1 examines police pursuit

A coronial inquest has begun into the death of man struck by cars on the M1 at Clothiers Creek after fleeing from a police pursuit in 2022.

www.abc.net.au

 

[Deleted User 201666]

Sounds a cunt n deserved it says the disgruntled ex neighbour

 

[GarGoil]

The article says, 'After serving two years in jail for drug and traffic offences he found work in bush regeneration.'.

Bush regeneration sounds like a profession where you stand around all day and encourage other people to not shave their pubic hair.

 

[wiggins]

The article says, 'After serving two years in jail for drug and traffic offences he found work in bush regeneration.'.

Bush regeneration sounds like a profession where you stand around all day and encourage other people to not shave their pubic hair.

Yes. Quite. Although I think the only similarity to that is that he was a cunt.

But he had:

• a huge heart
• was trying to turn his life around
• would indicate before changing lanes
• was well-liked
• had developed a strong focus on spirituality and a healthy lifestyle
• and was "proud" to be turning his life around.
• "He was an open book."

So, in effect, he was innocent of all charges and it was the fault of the police, as is indicated by the comment: "Ms Caldwell told the court the inquest would examine whether it was reasonable and appropriate for police to begin and continue the pursuit, and to use tyre spikes."

Which will no doubt be thought of by cops when next time they're seeing a methed up junkie driving up the bike paths... 'What do you reckon Pete? Chase him?" 'No Sam, fuck that, it will only threaten our careers... the cunt's probably applying for the church choir even as we speak...'

Note the word 'proud'. It can be applied to everything except your country these days. And is especially applicable and admirable with regard to taking it up the arse, as in Pride Week...

 

[Bad Hippo]

Yes. Quite. Although I think the only similarity to that is that he was a cunt.

But he had:

• a huge heart
• was trying to turn his life around
• would indicate before changing lanes
• was well-liked
• had developed a strong focus on spirituality and a healthy lifestyle
• and was "proud" to be turning his life around.
• "He was an open book."

So, in effect, he was innocent of all charges and it was the fault of the police, as is indicated by the comment: "Ms Caldwell told the court the inquest would examine whether it was reasonable and appropriate for police to begin and continue the pursuit, and to use tyre spikes."

Which will no doubt be thought of by cops when next time they're seeing a methed up junkie driving up the bike paths... 'What do you reckon Pete? Chase him?" 'No Sam, fuck that, it will only threaten our careers... the cunt's probably applying for the church choir even as we speak...'

Note the word 'proud'. It can be applied to everything except your country these days. And is especially applicable and admirable with regard to taking it up the arse, as in Pride Week...

Reminds me of Adolf Hitler.

• a huge heart for Eva Braun
• was trying to turn Europe around
• would indicate before invading Poland
• was well-liked by Hermann Goering
• had developed a strong focus on spirituality and a healthy lifestyle - he was a vegetarian
• and was "proud" to be solving the Jewish problem.
• "He was an open canvas."

 

[Sauerkraut]

Yeah I always wonder why they never seem to have it quite turned around before a totally predictable tragedy; it’s almost as if procrastination was one of their many life’s fuckups as well…

 

[Str8shooter]

More a cunt than a (potentially reformed) victim of drugs IMO. Good riddance!

 

[mrln]

he jumped out of a moving vehicle. what the fuck did he expect to happen?
this isnt hollywood!
idiot...

 

[hedgerow]

Reminds me of Adolf Hitler.

• a huge heart for Eva Braun
• was trying to turn Europe around
• would indicate before invading Poland
• was well-liked by Hermann Goering
• had developed a strong focus on spirituality and a healthy lifestyle - he was a vegetarian
• and was "proud" t

don't forget he loved dogs too...it's rumored he translated the barks of Blondi into war plans

 

[lechmich]

Yeah a huge heart, years of cocaine pies, beer and pokies at the bowlo on the dole and break & enters will give you a case of cardiomegaly for sure.

I think by turn his life around they meant he was going to start stealing V8s instead of the shitboxes he usually ended up in, or rather fell out of...

 

[methedup77]

He most certainly turned his life around when he was going in one direction to be clipped by the mirror turning him into the other direction and then hit by another vehicle. I say he did a phenomenal job of turning his life around