von_Hagens_PhD
What can the dead teach the living?
So, here is my $0.02...
Back in the 1800's street performers would take a cadaver and use them for a necrophilia dance. This consisted of a DC electric current pulsating through a probe being inserted anally or vaginally. With each DC pulse the cadaver would "dance" for the audience. The only problem, depending on the time of cadaver pickup, the show would only have a star for 24 to 96hrs. After that the neural connections would be decomposed enough that a low amperage electrical pulse would not trigger a full body response in the body, the body would have to be replaced.
Lets look at this from a zombie related view... If we want to consider a zombie as a dead human that is still metabolically functional, we run into a few problems. The GI tract of a human turns over every 24 hours so if one were dead, within the first day they could not intake any new nutrients to help sustain life. Second and more importantly every aspect of maintaining life is based on the ability of our calls to regenerate. If this stops for 12 hours we can already see problems with overall health and eventually have death of the patient.
What does this mean? Within 48 hours all zombies would be dead or coming near death based on how we currently view science.
Back in the 1800's street performers would take a cadaver and use them for a necrophilia dance. This consisted of a DC electric current pulsating through a probe being inserted anally or vaginally. With each DC pulse the cadaver would "dance" for the audience. The only problem, depending on the time of cadaver pickup, the show would only have a star for 24 to 96hrs. After that the neural connections would be decomposed enough that a low amperage electrical pulse would not trigger a full body response in the body, the body would have to be replaced.
Lets look at this from a zombie related view... If we want to consider a zombie as a dead human that is still metabolically functional, we run into a few problems. The GI tract of a human turns over every 24 hours so if one were dead, within the first day they could not intake any new nutrients to help sustain life. Second and more importantly every aspect of maintaining life is based on the ability of our calls to regenerate. If this stops for 12 hours we can already see problems with overall health and eventually have death of the patient.
What does this mean? Within 48 hours all zombies would be dead or coming near death based on how we currently view science.
