Where I'm taking a shit and the wife will come in the toilet with the hoover and proceed to hoover around my legs...
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Im at the stage of my relationship...
- Thread starter Donkeyd
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Mr. Ser Jr
a true burgundian beer bearer
Just read that with a british accent and sound fuckin' great
The Hooooow-ahh
The Hooooow-ahh
Sounds miserable. Like... I hope you're happy though! I just can't wait to live in the woods!
You have a carpeted bathroom? You are a true degenerate.
No!
Smooby
Retard Extraordinaire
That's what I call true love!
Nun Soup
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You come into the bathroom while I'm taking a shit, I'm throwing the shit at you like a nigger.
Nun Soup
Forum Veteran
You live in the fucking woods! 😂
I mean... THE WOODS! I'm not coming out! I'm done! New Hampshire here I come! Plenty of fat and protein!
Nun Soup
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Some friends of mine just moved up there. Got tired of the traffic down here. I'll end up in Maine eventually I'm sure.
It’s fine as long as there’s a Blumkin involved
Kentucky was great. Poor, but nice.
Nun Soup
Forum Veteran
I had me a Kentucky girl once. She had all her teeth too. It was amazing!
Daughter was born in Prestonsburg KY.
Nun Soup
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This girl was from Covington.
Small world. @Nun Soup but... we know this.
my wife would use the bathroom while i shower. and vice versa. no big deal.
signs of a happy marriage.
signs of a happy marriage.
The daughter tells her mother, I love him so much. The daughter then proceeds to tell her mother I sucked him, and then I let him fuck me in the ass.
The mother then replies to the daughter, that is not true love. True love is when you let him fuck you in the ass, and then you suck him.
That kind of thing has never bothered me. And there is no kink about it, I just don't give a fuck. Hell, y'all are all welcome to come over and vacuum while I shit.
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