Im at the stage of my relationship...

[Smooby]

The daughter tells her mother, I love him so much. The daughter then proceeds to tell her mother I sucked him, and then I let him fuck me in the ass.
The mother then replies to the daughter, that is not true love. True love is when you let him fuck you in the ass, and then you suck him.

"Sucking thy poop particles off thy lov'r's penis is the surest signeth of true loveth."- William Shakespeare

 

[Smooby]

That kind of thing has never bothered me. And there is no kink about it, I just don't give a fuck. Hell, y'all are all welcome to come over and vacuum while I shit.

What if we wanna vacuum your shits?

 

[Donkeyd]

She also left the door wide open after she was done, apparently this has to do with that time of the month and I just have to deal with it...

 

[Shaitan Al Tawakoni]

What if we wanna vacuum your shits?

I'm pretty open-minded. Besides, once it's out I'm done with it. It's all yours.

 

[Shaitan Al Tawakoni]

She also left the door wide open after she was done, apparently this has to do with that time of the month and I just have to deal with it...

'that time of the month' 😂 Just wait til the bitch hits menopause, amigo. You ain't seen NOTHING yet.

 

[SearCutFAL]

If it's Thai Food Tuesday, my wife knows better.
It's hard to vacuum, when you suddenly start to go Blind. 😏

 

[Bigpotnoodle]

Where I'm taking a shit and the wife will come in the toilet with the hoover and proceed to hoover around my legs...

Come on did she just do around your legs or did she suck the big lad