Indiana man hospitalized with an adult chicken in his bum hole

[Sabu]

I prefer the term bung hole because Beavis.

 

[Bill Murray]

I prefer the term bung hole because Beavis.

I always giggle whenever at a vineyard or distillery tour and the guide talks about the barrel's bunghole

 

[TheRedWolf]

Careful sir, we just have to take your cock out

Link here Indiana Egg Farmer Transported to Hospital With a Live Adult Chicken Stuck in His Rectal Cavity - Atlanta News Media

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Lemme guess. The chicken's name is chicken shit.

 

[j.f.🔎]

I just watched the latest gaping prolapsed bum hole video posted by @Rick James

Is Rick as famous as Ronnie Pickering there?

 

[Rick James]

Careful sir, we just have to take your cock out

Link here Indiana Egg Farmer Transported to Hospital With a Live Adult Chicken Stuck in His Rectal Cavity - Atlanta News Media

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This article sounds sooooo Florida.

 

[Damo0666™️]

I saw this posted on Facebook and what I found funny but rather sad is that some people actually believe it 🤦‍♂️🤣 how can people actually take it seriously, it's satire ffs it's like people have no sense of humour anymore and they just believe everything they see and hear

have you seen some of those pornos where people put basket balls in their butts? huge gaping holes

It's impossible for anyone to get a full size basketball up their arse lol in someone's pussy maybe but I doubt it 🤷‍♂️ but in someone's arse not a chance 🤣

 

[hcoop111]

the cock just fell in there I swear 😂

 

[Sweet Death]

Why did the chicken get shoved up this guy's ass?...Because it couldn't cross the road fast enough....

 

[Dolly]

It's impossible for anyone to get a full size basketball up their arse lol in someone's pussy maybe but I doubt it 🤷‍♂️ but in someone's arse not a chance 🤣

You dont get out much do you

 

[Damo0666™️]

You dont get out much do you

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Funny looking basketball 🤦‍♂️🤣

I never mentioned dildos, I said basketball and neither of those are anything like the size of a basketball 🤷‍♂️

 

[j.f.🔎]

You dont get out much do you

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Werewolf forearm.

the cock just fell in there I swear 😂

Last boy scout.

 

[mrln]

does he think he was gunna lay the eggs or something?

 

[ArmageddonWatcher]

Funny looking basketball 🤦‍♂️🤣

I never mentioned dildos, I said basketball and neither of those are anything like the size of a basketball 🤷‍♂️

Come on man, the point is....could it be the size of a chicken?
Y E S !

 

[Damo0666™️]

Come on man, the point is....could it be the size of a chicken?
Y E S !

What?

I'm talking about a basketball 🤷‍♂️ she said "have you seen the pornos where people put basket balls up their arse" and I said it's impossible which it is and the chicken story is just satire obviously 🤷‍♂️

 

[mrln]

why did the chicken cross the road.
to get into his backside!

no? ok ....

 

[Jenny]

I saw this posted on Facebook and what I found funny but rather sad is that some people actually believe it 🤦‍♂️🤣 how can people actually take it seriously, it's satire ffs it's like people have no sense of humour anymore and they just believe everything they see and hear

It's impossible for anyone to get a full size basketball up their arse lol in someone's pussy maybe but I doubt it 🤷‍♂️ but in someone's arse not a chance 🤣

People WANT to believe things but, with that said I read a book about 30 years ago called the Janus Report on Sexual Behavior, kind of like an updated Kinsey sort of deal and it totally said people in rural farm areas did indeed do weird sexual shit with farm animals to include chickens. 🤮 What's worse is they don't even think it's necessary abnormal because it's so prevalent ffs.
I totally believe someone somewhere has tried this sort of thing.
Now I can never eat chicken again. 😒

What?

I'm talking about a basketball 🤷‍♂️ she said "have you seen the pornos where people put basket balls up their arse" and I said it's impossible which it is and the chicken story is just satire obviously 🤷‍♂️

I've seen what @Dolly is referring to unfortunately (I think in an eFukt edit) but, you're right, it was not a full size basketball. It was maybe 8 inches in diameter.

@Rick James Aincha got no basketball videos up a chick's wazzu?

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

Careful sir, we just have to take your cock out

Link here Indiana Egg Farmer Transported to Hospital With a Live Adult Chicken Stuck in His Rectal Cavity - Atlanta News Media

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So;U got the Ole "CHICKEN IN DA ASS"
Eh? Well I've got some time to Spare;Y don't U tell Me how U got a Chicken Stuffed up Your Two Ton Ass U Fkn "CHICKEN CRAMMIN IN DA RECTUM"
FREAK YA!!! LMFAO,🤣😂🤣...SP

why did the chicken cross the road.
to get into his backside!

no? ok ....

B'cuz there was a Naked Two Ton Hippo given it Chase! Lmao,🤣...SP

 

[Kesselring]

american dream

 

[Prince 👑 Harming]

how the fuck is this even possible I can't imagine how determined you have to be to accomplish this

 

[MickiDSadist]

I still live in Yorkshire, because I’m sensible 😉. Bum Hole is frequently heard in my house, and via my patients. As a term, it can be used for so many purposes…

Oh bum hole, I forgot to get the milk.

You bum hole, how did you manage that?

Damn my bum hole is itchy.

The dog’s bum hole is puckering, she needs a shit.

I just watched the latest gaping prolapsed bum hole video posted by @Rick James


Regarding this video…

I suspect he has built a coop inside himself which doubles up as the incubator, a bit like a bean to cup coffee machine. There’s clearly enough room. He was simply laying a new chicken but it was a breech presentation and it got stuck on its way out of his bum hole.

Oh, sorta like the coffee you can get that the beans have been eaten, then shat out by a civet. Coffee supposed to taste really good and costs a shit load of money too. Heh.