accident Machine spat out some sheets on him

[Lord Gutsy]

China

 

[Bostonjohn]

Raundry?

 

[Double-G]

Doesn’t look gory to me!

 

[Interregnum]

that dramatic music tho
bro chill its just a ching chong there are 1,4b of them

 

[Can'tSleep]

Doesn’t look gory to me!

Doesn't look like this is the gore section either.

 

[LittleSilIy]

Better than being eaten by the damn machine, right? Haha

 

[Bad Hippo]

He'll have to rewash those sheets now, as he's probably shat himself all over them...

 

[wiggins]

Doesn't look like this is the gore section either.

The machine sheeted itself. The man was covered in sheet.

What more do you want?

 

[GuanoLoco]

Is that the laundromat from Breaking Bad?

 

[DRAGONOVDEATH]

Welp this man is in ro much rain give him a bowel of nowdels he be fyne 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Harumph]

It slit some sheets.
Some sheets it slit.
Upon those slitted sheets he shit!

 

[Flatus Tube]

I guess painting ‘Braun’ on the machines carried the intention of building confidence on the factory floor. I don’t think it will work. 😂

 

[Stormy Llewellyn]

I was waiting for him to stand up looking like a ghost...👻

 

[CunningLinguist]

Doesn’t look gory to me!

It's sheety. This section of the website is not supposed to be gory.
This machine actually spoke in Chinese just before this happened, but the audio is not included.
"Come here. I want to show you something."

 

[wiggins]

It slit some sheets.
Some sheets it slit.
Upon those slitted sheets he shit!

Not to put too fine a point on it, the fact that the machine was not to be trusted was sheeted home to him...

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

He's really sheety at this job. He should go back to washing balls at the golf course.

 

[savgbeast]

It slit some sheets.
Some sheets it slit.
Upon those slitted sheets he shit!

Dr. Seuss approves

 

[wiggins]

It's sheety. This section of the website is not supposed to be gory.
This machine actually spoke in Chinese just before this happened, but the audio is not included.
"Come here. I want to show you somehing."

It also said "I identify as a gay man. Would you like to be covered in white stuff?"

Being gay and a bit silly he said yes...

 

[steroidtulip]

Was Michael Myers playing the xylophone in the background ?

 

[Russellmark11]

Machine jams and his thought is to just stand near it and look confused.