bizarre Mexico Woman Dies After Shark Bit Her Leg Off (1 Viewer)

[lechmich]

Don’t visit shithole countries.

Who, the shark or the marine biologist?
She wasn't really a marine biologist, obviously otherwise she would still have 2 legs - pulling a George Costanza by the looks

 

[seasonsofdeath]

Who, the shark or the marine biologist?

The marine “biologist"

 

[Bill Murray]

They're going to need a bigger bouncy house

 

[SJW-Snowflake❄️]

I hope they just buried her on the beach. She would have liked that. 👍

 

[LET'S GORE !]

If the shark have bitten more up he would have eaten that pussy to !

 

[dwdays]

Welp…she won’t be worrying about life with just one leg. #GlassHalfFull

 

[jpeeee]

Where's the green whistle when you need it?

 

[MysteryTraveler]

I'd have bitten her leg, too, had I gotten a chance.

 

[PetrusWayne98]

Yeah, because that's what you need to help lift the mood of the family - the symbol of a dead jew on a stick.

Yuck, Christians are sick fuckers.

Yet, you browse and comment on this website with gusto.

 

[Bad Hippo]

Yet, you browse and comment on this website with gusto.

Your first comment on the site is to argue with me about Christianity? Just delete that account, and come back with a fresh account you bellend.

 

[PetrusWayne98]

Your first comment on the site is to argue with me about Christianity? Just delete that account, and come back with a fresh account you bellend.

I rest my case.

 

[lovestruck]

I hope the shark had a nice lunch

He must of liked kosher cause the bitch looked like a Jew.

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

He must of liked kosher cause the bitch looked like a Jew.

A little salt a little wine very nice 🕍

 

[macread]

Weird there's no mention of that massive earthquake so perfectly recorded by the cameraman

Oh so that's what it was. I thought he was just doing cartwheels.

 

[N O T O R I O U S]

That’s why my frontal lobe tells me to stay the fuck out of the ocean.

 

[mynameILZ]

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was she in the middle of smoking a blunt, It looks like she’s exhaling something. Seems too thick just to be condensation. Nice stump though….poor girl. She had pretty legs too. Na, she just drowned and that’s just the vomitus again. My mistake. im a little rusty I guess. Lots of vomiting lately. Same thing with the stabbed girl in the stairway.

 

[ZeroK]

was she in the middle of smoking a blunt, It looks like she’s exhaling something. Seems too thick just to be condensation. Nice stump though….poor girl. She had pretty legs too. Na, she just drowned and that’s just the vomitus again. My mistake. im a little rusty I guess. Lots of vomiting lately. Same thing with the stabbed girl in the stairway.

Pulmonary Edema from the drowning

 

[AJ-NL]

Hahaha the flip flops

 

[soyburglar]

They say humans taste like shit to sharks and most attacks are mistaken identity, where they think it's a seal or different animal.

I'd like to propose an alternative theory, the sharks are just kinky and think that by attacking a human, perhaps they will be tracked down and gagged.
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I think it’s because we’re not “fatty” enough. Awe, did a shark just compliment my figure?

 

[toxicologist]

The day that was intended to be a day of enjoyment at sea but turned into tragedy when a shark surprised M.F.M.J, 26, about 20 meters from the shore. Bravely, she managed to place her son in an inflatable before being dragged away by the shark. Despite her efforts, the biologist lost a limb and died from drowning.

Her body was recovered and taken to land, where she no longer showed vital signs. Family and friends paid tribute to the young mother's bravery by placing a cross, flowers and candles at the site of the attack.

Officers went to the scene in response to the call, finding her dead and with a mutilated leg, apparently the result of the shark attack.

Last Sunday a religious ceremony was held in memory of the marine biologist. The news shocked dozens of tourists who witnessed the tragic event on a beach that suddenly became a scene of pain.

The victim studied Marine Biology at the University Center of the South Coast of the U of G. Her passion for the marine world was cut short in a fortuitous event that has left her son 5 years old without a mother.

The authorities reported that the beach will be under surveillance due to the presence of sharks, also calling for respect for the habitat of these animals and to avoid illegal practices that could endanger visitors

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Imagine once they got the girl to shore if everyone circled her and started laughing and pointing and giggling at her making jokes that would be funny as fuck imagine what she would be thinking 😂