Funny Monk Effortlessly Walks Up

[Monkman777]

 

[Bad Hippo]

He's probably climbed that hillside a thousand times already. He's got prehensile toes and calves like steel wire. Not sure if that's worth the trade-off of having no hair, and no sex life....

 

[dwdays]

Pussies

 

[Solomon Kane]

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Rope is there for this little thing called,
Liability Insurance..

 

[Harumph]

Beware his dragon style toe cleave. It's the Year of the Dragon after all.

 

[raisinbran]

Not sure if that's worth the trade-off of having no hair, and no sex life....

“Nothing was worth that trade-off of having no hair, and no sex life” - every middle-aged married man

 

[Harumph]

“Nothing was worth that trade-off of having no hair, and no sex life” - every middle-aged married man

You clearly can't successfully do the dragon style toe cleave or that walk on rice paper without tearing it thingy. Such masteries take years of diligent sacrifices. Oh, they also know the answer to "What is the sound of one monk coming without clapping?" It's no secret really. It sounds like any other guy coming only without the touching. 🤯

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

'Tis but a hill ya wee daft pansies.

 

[variometer]

A dope on a rope

 

[Savka Angel]

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I wonder who the pussy on the rope is?😜

 

[Badmo]

He's probably climbed that hillside a thousand times already. He's got prehensile toes and calves like steel wire. Not sure if that's worth the trade-off of having no hair, and no sex life....

+1 for 'prehensile'. Don't hear that one enough these days.

 

[Smedley D. Butler]

That dude has calves like bowling balls.