bizarre Near Death Experience (1 Viewer)

[Ba1to]

Truck almost obliterates this guy trying to do some homework.

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[Monkman777]

He's one lucky SOB!!

 

[princeharming]

his homework question ... if a truck is traveling at 35 miles per hour and strikes a pole at 35 degrees 20 feet from you how many seconds will it take for you to shit your pants

 

[Underpitz]

Yeah his soul definitely had to come back to him and he brought cleanish underwear back because you know he shit himself.

 

[punkduck]

Holy WoW 😲

 

[14ZombiE88]

his homework question ... if a truck is traveling at 35 miles per hour and strikes a pole at 35 degrees 20 feet from you how many seconds will it take for you to shit your pants

About .15 seconds.

 

[LifeIStough]

OMG now he has brown stains in his underwear. Fucking lucky

 

[DokraOwl]

Hope he remembers to thank whatever god he prays to. Imagine he got home and didn't pray and then slipped on a chickpea breaking his neck.

 

[Underpitz]

About .15 seconds.

I'd go with around .0 because I usually already have shit in my pants. It doesn't bother me until it dries then it starts to itch, that's the shitty part. Keeps the shit stains away from me.. shit stains of society, shitty people.. not actual shit stains, they're always there.

 

[Grand Mal Caesar]

That had to have blown his bunghole straight out the back of his pants. There's no way it opened fast enough.

 

[Underpitz]

That had to have blown his bunghole straight out the back of his pants. There's no way it opened fast enough.

He definitely should have worn his brown pants

-Deadpool-

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

Truck almost obliterates this guy trying to do some homework.

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Hey Kid;Check out this Wheelie!!!
YEE HAW!!!
Lucky ltl shit eh?
It just goes to Show U Kids;That doing Your Homework truly Pays Off!
Lmao,😂...SP

 

[Varmint Hunter]

Being alive and relatively unharmed and still making it to Goregrish should be a life achievement medal...

Once the adrenaline wears off, that dude is definitely gonna be aching for a bit. That was pretty much a couple of backhanded slaps from a grizzly bear.

 

[Kapitän Ghul']

He was later killed by a kid on a bicycle.

 

[djdeeds]

and he didn't even drop one sheet of that paper!

 

[Rick James]

his homework question ... if a truck is traveling at 35 miles per hour and strikes a pole at 35 degrees 20 feet from you how many seconds will it take for you to shit your pants

The shit came out at such a high velocity it carried the inner-anus with it. We call it “truama-prolapsing”. Right @Flatus Tube ?

 

[SPHINCTERPUNCH]

The shit came out at such a high velocity it carried the inner-anus with it. We call it “truama-prolapsing”. Right @Flatus Tube ?

Ha ha ha ha ha!🤣🤣🤣...SP

 

[princeharming]

The shit came out at such a high velocity it carried the inner-anus with it. We call it “truama-prolapsing”. Right @Flatus Tube ?

I'm in awe of your ability to relate pretty much anything back to a prolapsed anus

 

[hoze123]

Truck almost obliterates this guy trying to do some homework.

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It was just a prank bro

The shit came out at such a high velocity it carried the inner-anus with it. We call it “truama-prolapsing”. Right @Flatus Tube ?

Somehow a near death experience is connected to anal prolapse

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

If his socks weren't yellow before, they are now. Hopefully his pocket contents were spared.