Funny Old man Volk defends his UFC title tomorrow (1 Viewer)

[D.O.A.]

🦘

 

[Morally-Skewed-Hippo]

If he gets knocked the fuck out, he'll have yoke volk on his face

 

[D.O.A.]

If he gets knocked the fuck out, he'll have yoke volk on his face

Imagine choking out a guy who's already asleep

 

[Morally-Skewed-Hippo]

Imagine choking out a guy who's already asleep

Yes...... but enough of my forced-homosexual blowjob fantasies

 

[ZeroK]

He’s got a tuff fight tomorrow against the undefeated Topuria who has 14 wins by finishes except 2. I hate decisions

 

[D.O.A.]

He’s got a tuff fight tomorrow against the undefeated Topuria who has 14 wins by finishes except 2. I hate decisions

Should be a decent fight, Volk doesn't have a glass jaw so they're either going to beat the fuck out of each other or someone gets lucky early.

 

[Morally-Skewed-Hippo]

I hate decisions

Such as, "Do I need to put on fresh underpants today?" and "If I call that big black man a 'Fat Nigger', will I have to run for my life?"

 

[Deadguy01]

A good sport with a great sense of humor!

 

[Bruno Puntz Jones]

Looking forward to it. A lot of great fights on the card. The co-headliner, Whittaker v. Costa, should be fucking great.

If he gets knocked the fuck out, he'll have yoke volk on his face

That dad joke deserves a rimshot.
(No, not a rimjob, you bloody degenerate.) 😜

 

[Johnoutbreak92]

I got volk in 5 rd ud. Topuria is a little more talented than volk but he seemed weaker mentally in the press.