So calm with a snake in your pants
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Funny Removing the little guy
- Thread starter Lord Gutsy
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warhorse@1979
Forum Veteran
Black mambas going for the balls now?
Stormy Llewellyn
Forum Veteran
I would have been calm too.😬
Imagine waking up with that round yer cock. fucks sake a nightmare.
DokraOwl
Hooter
Maybe it thought his penis was another snake and was trying to make friends with it.
Jenny
𝐉𝐫
Lol, that's some weirdo's fantasy not their nightmare. Internet Rule 34 is sadly true.
AnaofTheHills
Of course your opinion matters! - just not to me.
How’d they get there so fast ?
“Honey, don’t make any sudden movements. Just get up slowly and go get Marteen with the snake hook. You remember the man with the big forehead … two houses down. Quickly. Tell them there’s a snake in my boxers…
“ ohhhh you want me to …”
“No! There’s a real reptile in my boxers. Hurry up! Go!
“Honey, don’t make any sudden movements. Just get up slowly and go get Marteen with the snake hook. You remember the man with the big forehead … two houses down. Quickly. Tell them there’s a snake in my boxers…
“ ohhhh you want me to …”
“No! There’s a real reptile in my boxers. Hurry up! Go!
letterhead
Psycho bitch
Could have been worse and gone in his arsehole
Kinda makes you think twice about bedbugs.
add another country to the do not visit list.
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