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animals South African guard Lion

It's a good scare tactic but it can be thwarted by offering it a box or dangling a string in front of him
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Very effective... know two farmers doing the same already...have had no problems since...
Van de Malsten had a farm lion
ei ei o
With a no nig here
And a no nig there
here no nig
there no nig
everywhere a no nig...

Hey, Flapper, I may have got the name wrong but when I was in Cape Town my SA cousin told me a bunch of jokes about some dumb Afrikaans guy (cousin is English ethnically). I forget his name, the character.

No offence if you're Afrikaans. I love you guys!
 
I'd just get a couple large dogs. Far less dangerous, more predictable and trainable than a lion. Plus dindus hate dogs... or is that just a thing in the US?
 
Van de Malsten had a farm lion
ei ei o
With a no nig here
And a no nig there
here no nig
there no nig
everywhere a no nig...

Hey, Flapper, I may have got the name wrong but when I was in Cape Town my SA cousin told me a bunch of jokes about some dumb Afrikaans guy (cousin is English ethnically). I forget his name, the character.

No offence if you're Afrikaans. I love you guys!
The characters name is Van Der Merwe...
He is quite popular in afrikaans jokes...
No offense taken mate... and yes I am proudly an afrikaner.
 
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