Stupid things you’ve done for sex

[Sky]

If any girl says she likes anal sex, she has to be lying. My ex husband was obsessed with it but he was a masochistic psycho

Now we're all thinking about your poopy hole or what's left of it, yay.

 

[Graziani]

Whore building. I once went up 11 floors of stairs to find a whore on the eleventh floor. the elevator was broken. it was a building full of whores. when I got up there, I was tired. a whore came to help me and gave me a glass of cold water. I sat for a while resting. then I told her that I was ready to fuck. And i fucked her

 

[Brainfart]

Whore building. I once went up 11 floors of stairs to find a whore on the eleventh floor. the elevator was broken. it was a building full of whores. when I got up there, I was tired. a whore came to help me and gave me a glass of cold water. I sat for a while resting. then I told her that I was ready to fuck. And i fucked her

And the moral of the story is?

 

[PinkE]

Now we're all thinking about your poopy hole or what's left of it, yay.

It's still intact thank you very much

 

[Graziani]

And the moral of the story is?

You dont need to be stupid to walk 11 floors. Fuck a whore on first or Second floor.
There is nothing special. THEY are whores. A warm hole fucked all day long by a lot of dudes. You are Just another one

 

[Choppy]

okay but you must first pass the deutsche Reich laws that govern race purity

Ok Hitler wanna be.

But just remember I am one with Manson.

 

[Captain GhoulAgain]

Lol was she a Wiccan?

Yeah.

 

[DeathMetalWife]

Yeah.

Fucking harry potter fans amirite?

 

[Yabaw]

Anal is for Christmas and birthdays

BIRTHDAY BUM TIME!

 

[Captain GhoulAgain]

Fucking harry potter fans amirite?

Something like that. We broke it off cause she seemed like a very confident person at first, but later.. was a big turn off. Like women who ar at least 95 % sure of themselves.

 

[msr]

And the moral of the story is?

"How to get 10 minutes of exercise and 2 minutes of sex".

 

[Nicola3StrikesNucci]

You’re a good girl!

im a good girl, somebody has a new best friend (who? im fucking lost...) and now someone (who?) belongs to ChopStihlChop whos being told to bend over and touch their toes... good god conversations can get so confuzzling in forums.

 

[Rabidface]

Paid £15
It was a fantastic fast fuck though so money well spent

 

[Brainfart]

You dont need to be stupid to walk 11 floors. Fuck a whore on first or Second floor.
There is nothing special. THEY are whores. A warm hole fucked all day long by a lot of dudes. You are Just another one

I'll take that on board...

 

[campkla]

fucked an ugly bitch because I was aroused and it was dark and I was desperate.

 

[Graziani]

"How to get 10 minutes of exercise and 2 minutes of sex".

You are right. Sex with whores are very fast . Nowadays i must be full of viagra to arrive with hard dick

 

[Graziani]

fucked an ugly bitch because I was aroused and it was dark and I was desperate.

I had fucked a lot Ugly whores in my life

 

[Bill Murray]

Fucking harry potter fans amirite?

 

[DeathMetalWife]

I had fucked a lot Ugly whores in my life

You capitalized ugly. Ooooooooooooof.

 

[McM]

You capitalized ugly. Ooooooooooooof.

Isn't there an 'of' before 'ugly' missing too?