Stupid things you’ve done for sex

[Honest]

I got thru reading the first chick but I'm laughing too fuckin hard to continue, be back later.

 

[Bill Murray]

I learned American Sign Language in my undergrad years to sleep with my actual deaf tutor who was super hot, Never did, until I had been introduced to her step sister at a school event for breast cancer awareness etc...and got it in with her. Up to this day we still sign and she has no idea what that lead to, because no one told her anything (lol get the pun). But yea 3 years wasted on a Language I only use for two people.

There was a deaf hooker who would swing through Houston every few weeks and I happened to time a couple of my trips right to see her. A little chunkier than I normally liked but very open minded. I learned enough ASL to sign and ask for bareback and to tell her she was pretty (flattery even works on whores)

 

[Bill Murray]

More accurate title for me would be “stupid sex I’ve done for things”

You’re a chick (well kind of), don’t you just have to put on the “come fuck me” look to get dick?

 

[pappa stupid]

told a girl i love her!

 

[SlovakBabe]

Spent £65.00 on a bottle of aftershave!

Where did you shave?

 

[Watcher in The Water]

Nothing if sex don't happen I'm more then ok with a good wank . Well until recently when I discovered PornHub had deleted most of my favourite fetish porn .

 

[Rambo Van Damme]

Where did you shave?

Where didn't I shave

 

[SlovakBabe]

Where didn't I shave

I got to see it to believe it

 

[Rambo Van Damme]

I got to see it to believe it

You can see it when you send yours over lol 😆

 

[wino]

Listened to shit I don't want hear or care about.

Eaten the meal

Eaten desert

Paid for

Meal

And


Dessert

 

[Rambo Van Damme]

Listened to shit I don't want hear or care about.

Eaten the meal

Eaten desert

Paid for

Meal

And


Dessert

Bit of a romantic eh? 😆

 

[MissKurtNoBrain]

Poo on his balls 😔😥

 

[MissKurtNoBrain]

I'm hungry and love dessert

Listened to shit I don't want hear or care about.

Eaten the meal

Eaten desert

Paid for

Meal

And


Dessert

 

[SlovakBabe]

Poo on his balls 😔😥

before or after sex?

 

[MissKurtNoBrain]

Poo on his balls 😔😥

I feel like no one's bothered to mentioned that part of his story 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[MissKurtNoBrain]

before or after sex?

It's in the first part of his story he mentioned he got poo on his balls 😂😂😂😂😂

 

[megadeaf]

Are you sure she isn't faking? Some ladies are pretty good at it.

No I'm pretty sure. She doesn't fake it, she says she doesn't see the point. If it's not happening for her she literally says she isn't going to cum and let's me crack on with whatever I want to do. If she is going to cum you can be sure she won't let me stop what I'm doing. She def enjoys it but doesn't like the pain for the next couple of days so it's a catch 22 for her

 

[Lol Dongs]

When I was an awkward 16 year old virgin, and desperate to lose that cherry, I asked this girl at school out on a date. She was known as the poisoned dwarf on account of her being a fat little 4 foot 6 inches and an absolute cunt.
On our first date, I fucking gave her my gold chain, convinced I was finally getting laid. Went to a movie, then back to her folks house.
Nobody home. sweet. She started to give me head in the downstairs lounge, when I heard this almighty banging sound behind me, turned and saw her dad staring at us through the window and smashing his fists against the frame.
She went pale and said 'get out', I fuckin ran out the back door.
Never got laid, never got my chain back. Lost my cherry a few weeks later though.

 

[D.O.A.]

You cunt! Well I hope the poor dirty slut still got paid...(btw,I like dirty sluts), it takes all sorts to make the world go round...

haha yeah my mates never got refunded for that one, I'm sure she got paid. I was busy with this big bald cunt trying to choke me.

 

[apyr17]

I do believe some people like it in the ass. I've been with chicks that just put up with it, and others that flat out loved it.

Gay dudes are super into it