bizarre Survivalist: Level 100 (1 Viewer)

[LittleJohn]

She’s a keeper. I would not fear for my survival with this bitch around.

 

[Morally-Skewed-Hippo]

Ew...... not sure I want a sweaty minge campfire.

 

[CunningLinguist]

Take off thy shoes in the presence of the burning bush.

 

[Mr-Smokey]

 

[Harumph]

You ought to see her roast clams! They are hot, spicy and there's lots of liquor.

 

[wiggins]

Take off thy shoes in the presence of the burning bush.

Exodus 3... very good!

 

[Interregnum]

hello?
are you there blue writing guy?

 

[LittleJohn]

Take off thy shoes in the presence of the burning bush.

Damn! Here ya go! You deserved it!

 

[wiggins]

Damn! Here ya go! You deserved it!

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"Do not come any closer," God said. "Take off your sandals, for the place where you are standing is holy ground."

 

[Rick James]

Ew...... not sure I want a sweaty minge campfire.

Shut up you liar. You’d probably be masturbating at the campfire.

 

[LittleJohn]

Shut up you liar. You’d probably be masturbating at the campfire.

Knowing me, I’d probably glue it to my face so I could have a full beard. Still can’t grow one. 😭

 

[slickrick27]

That's uh, well, definitely Original to say the least.

 

[lechmich]

I think I'm in love

 

[variometer]

Wonder where she keeps the Girl Scout thin mints

 

[Melas]

Nasty cunt

 

[Nobbler]

That better not be my razor young lady.

 

[Foreskin Goblin]

She’s a keeper. I would not fear for my survival with this bitch around.

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bitch used a lighter the fuck you mean survivalist 100? Where is the bow and top rock? where is the collection of duff? the saving of the embers for later fires even if it rains? ive been fucking bamboozled here.