accident That's One Way To Break Your Legs

[Lord Gutsy]

In Mordovia, a drunk man climbed a lightning rod and collapsed epically in front of passers-by.

The victim came to the city for a friend’s birthday and drank a lot of strong drinks. After falling from a height of 4 floors, he was hospitalized with fractures. Eyewitnesses are surprised that he survived.

 

[Dark_Voyeur]

What a shity Spiderman.

 

[variometer]

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

yea sorry guy drinking effects your perception of gravity not the presence of gravity. Also physics is an asshole get used to it.

 

[Eclipsed99]

Without saying what fractures. I'll take a swing. Ankles, hips, coccyx (tail bone), multiple vertabrae in lower back, likely tibia and fibula in both legs and depending on which leg was the dominant one, the opposite femur. My guess would be he's loaded with screws and plates to help repair.

 

[hedgerow]

i bet he broke a lot of bones

 

[Harumph]

This looks like a job for Madam Pomfrey and her Skele-Gro!

 

[gutsgore]

At least he quit drinking for a while

 

[Nicole's Brown Simpson]

In Mordovia, a drunk man climbed a lightning rod and collapsed epically in front of passers-by.

The victim came to the city for a friend’s birthday and drank a lot of strong drinks. After falling from a height of 4 floors, he was hospitalized with fractures. Eyewitnesses are surprised that he survived.


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Wow, he survived?! Well that's unfortunate..

 

[Captainfury]

In Mordovia, a drunk man climbed a lightning rod and collapsed epically in front of passers-by.

The victim came to the city for a friend’s birthday and drank a lot of strong drinks. After falling from a height of 4 floors, he was hospitalized with fractures. Eyewitnesses are surprised that he survived.


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"Climbed a lightning rod.....".
Looks like he's climbing or descending a building to me.

 

[WUMPU]

damn that shit sounded like celery

 

[ThunderCat]

damn that shit sounded like celery

That's a good way to describe it actually. That was some proper snaps..
🤣

 

[AJ-NL]

Bone crusher !

 

[childoncut]

In Mordovia, a drunk man climbed a lightning rod and collapsed epically in front of passers-by.

The victim came to the city for a friend’s birthday and drank a lot of strong drinks. After falling from a height of 4 floors, he was hospitalized with fractures. Eyewitnesses are surprised that he survived.


He didn't even fall, he wanted to slide like he was in a movie, these niggas
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[BeHappy⚕️]

And he lived eh...
Body as mushy as his head now 🫡

 

[Dudebro]

Awesome what a asshole for even doing that absolutely deserved

 

[Super Kirbo]

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