The Worst Ebola Outbreak in History (2 Viewers)

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Gogoplata

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Supposedly it's in Saudi Arabi now

Suspected Ebola patient dies in Jeddah;

http://www.moh.gov.sa/Ministry/MediaCenter/News/Pages/News-2014-08-06-001.aspx




Translation:

morning, the sixth of August at the eighth and forty-five minutes in the morning at the time of the Kingdom of the impact of the patient's heart stopped, despite attempts by the medical team to revive it.

The case of citizen's health was critical since admitted to an isolation ward in the intensive care late on Monday.

Hospital and take preparations for the burial of the patient and according to Islamic law, taking into account international standards in dealing with the epidemic cases. And advancing the Ministry of Health and sincere condolences to the family of the deceased, asking God to bestow his mercy Poivre and inspires his family patience and solace.

The Ministry of Health through a team of public health, since reported the case to follow the itinerary and his case since he came to the kingdom to be limited to all parties who were in direct contact with the situation since the appearance of the symptoms of the infection upon to put them under medical observation.

What type of virus still cause infection replaced after survey has shown that the tests conducted on samples of the patient's laboratory specializes in non-injury dengue fever and a host of other species hemorrhagic fever viruses.The Ministry of Health sent in coordination with the World Health Organization patient samples for a number of international laboratories accredited and authorized to perform such tests in both the United States and Germany for the detection of Ebola virus infection.

The patient has been moved by global standards to a specialized hospital equipped units of insulation needed to deal with conditions similar since Monday after it was detected on the situation by the mechanisms for monitoring and reporting on the epidemic cases of the control system's command and control center at the Ministry of Health. The patient may have been after he showed symptoms of haemorrhagic fever after a business trip to Sierra Leone.
 

D.O.A.

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Things you need to know about Ebola!

Symptoms typically start two days to three years after contracting the virus, meaning people are completely asymptomatic for a really long time as they go about their business among us; infecting every single person they meet! Ebola is highly contagious and can be spread from person to person simply by looking at one another or transmitted by thought! It can also be spread by phone! Avoid restaurants that serve human vomit, blood or other bodily secretions as ingredients in their food! Avoid going on random stabbing sprees in densely populated areas and above all stop having sex with dead monkeys from the Congo! If for any unfortunate reason you DO become infected, expect to die instantly, writhing in pain and gushing blood from every single pore in your body!
 

nola

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Things you need to know about Ebola!

Symptoms typically start two days to three years after contracting the virus, meaning people are completely asymptomatic for a really long time as they go about their business among us; infecting every single person they meet! Ebola is highly contagious and can be spread from person to person simply by looking at one another or transmitted by thought! It can also be spread by phone! Avoid restaurants that serve human vomit, blood or other bodily secretions as ingredients in their food! Avoid going on random stabbing sprees in densely populated areas and above all stop having sex with dead monkeys from the Congo! If for any unfortunate reason you DO become infected, expect to die instantly, writhing in pain and gushing blood from every single pore in your body!

I can handle most of that, but the stop having sex with dead monkeys from the congo-that's going to be a tough one to give up. But...I shall try. :-(
 

LadyGoreGore

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Things you need to know about Ebola!

Symptoms typically start two days to three years after contracting the virus, meaning people are completely asymptomatic for a really long time as they go about their business among us; infecting every single person they meet! Ebola is highly contagious and can be spread from person to person simply by looking at one another or transmitted by thought! It can also be spread by phone! Avoid restaurants that serve human vomit, blood or other bodily secretions as ingredients in their food! Avoid going on random stabbing sprees in densely populated areas and above all stop having sex with dead monkeys from the Congo! If for any unfortunate reason you DO become infected, expect to die instantly, writhing in pain and gushing blood from every single pore in your body!


You missed out sex with fruit bats (the natural hosts of Ebola) & porcupines.
;)
 

ScHoLaR oF SMuT

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yay everybody canada's eboli vaccines have been shipped out :)

because october -december is season of snotty noses i postualte this going to cost the system tons of money

please doctors how we going to be able to know common flu symptoms from the eboli symtoms... as they are quite simular, in that yu get dizzy but one leaves you with diahreaa and other one is leaves you DEAD and shitless in bed mattress :(
 
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