bizarre They call this move the can opener, Midget gets circumcised in strip club (1 Viewer)
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I call that the crocodile blow job..
Ngl, that's simultaneously impressive and hilarious. And what a great gig for the midget!
MIDGET: "Hey, we've gotta practice our routine for the club!"
WHORE: "Again? We've practiced three times today!
MIDGET: "Yes, again! The show is in six months, we need to be prepared! "
MIDGET: "Hey, we've gotta practice our routine for the club!"
WHORE: "Again? We've practiced three times today!
MIDGET: "Yes, again! The show is in six months, we need to be prepared! "
Milfhunter
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Cock twister 
Subhuman animals mating ritual? With a midget-monkey???...
CunningLinguist
Drunk
Is it possible that they just look big by comparison to the midget bodies?
(I'm not saying that I don't believe it. Frankly, I don't know much about midgets or dicks, other than my own.)
Nick Cage
Genuine Nice Guy
Maybe but I guess God has to compensate for making them small somehow right
Russellmark11
Mcsnacks
How is this entertainment?
Bruno Puntz Jones
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Ah, the old Gator-Roll Gherkin Gobble: an advanced fellatio technique historically attributed to the Pygmy tribes of the dark continent; hence the midget performer. Very impressive.
CunningLinguist
Drunk
You see, you would rather see somebody yet squished or something, rather than see a midget get what looks like a very interesting BJ. I don't know about you, but I never had a spinning BJ before, and I'm entertained.
Russellmark11
Mcsnacks
If I were to get one I wouldn't be doing it in front of people like animals do.
CunningLinguist
Drunk
I understand what you're saying, but you're not going to earn money with that attitude.
Russellmark11
Mcsnacks
There are way easier ways to earn money.
CunningLinguist
Drunk
Perhaps he's not a day trader like you, but it didn't look to me like he was working very hard.
Russellmark11
Mcsnacks
You don't think keeping an erection for more than 5 min in front of a bunch of strangers is hard work? The guy is sweating like a whore in church. Anytime you are breaking a sweat there's hard work being done.
CunningLinguist
Drunk
You make a good point. I don't know what that would be like. Mine stopped working several years ago.
Russellmark11
Mcsnacks
If you slap mine around like he owes you money for a few minutes, then he wakes up for about 5 min depending on the age of the hole he's got to muff dive into
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