Guns Transporting a Nuclear missile through town

[Donkeyd]

 

[The anarchist]

That's crazy👍 never seen that before, I guess they have to get it to where its going somehow😂 great post Donkeyd😉

 

[DokraOwl]

Wouldn't it be funny if the truck hauling the nuke stopped at a McDonald's drive through and then when they got to the missle base they realized they forgot the nuke in the parking lot of the McDonalds. Then they went back to it and it was gone and it turned up in a scrap yard because some local crack heads sold it so they could buy drugs. And while it was at the scrap yard it got squished and now there was radioactive green glowing liquid everywhere. That would be cool.

 

[The anarchist]

Wouldn't it be funny if the truck hauling the nuke stopped at a McDonald's drive through and then when they got to the missle base they realized they forgot the nuke in the parking lot of the McDonalds. Then they went back to it and it was gone and it turned up in a scrap yard because some local crack heads sold it so they could buy drugs. And while it was at the scrap yard it got squished and now there was radioactive green glowing liquid everywhere. That would be cool.

Effin fantastic Now that would be cool😂😂

 

[Rick James]

Wouldn't it be funny if the truck hauling the nuke stopped at a McDonald's drive through and then when they got to the missle base they realized they forgot the nuke in the parking lot of the McDonalds. Then they went back to it and it was gone and it turned up in a scrap yard because some local crack heads sold it so they could buy drugs. And while it was at the scrap yard it got squished and now there was radioactive green glowing liquid everywhere. That would be cool.

Somewhere in that story can we include a horny homeless guy trying to butt-fuck the nuke?

 

[McM]

Reminds me of the nuclear waste transports to their end storage called CASTOR in the '80's on train cars here. The greens and lefts were always protesting and had their usual hassle with the cops who had to protect the tracks. After that, they could do a demonstration against police brutality... 😬
Nowadays, it's almost normality. I was astonished when I read in the paper there was again a CASTOR in this area some time ago.

 

[Gentenaar9000]

This is proff America has nuclera weapons.

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

Are we sure that was a nuke? I couldn't see a redneck cowboy B52 pilot riding it.

 

[GarGoil]

This is proff America has nuclera weapons.

Later we will find out they were really transporting condoms or some other silly shit.

Are we sure that was a nuke? I couldn't see a redneck cowboy B52 pilot riding it.

He was probably driving the first truck that went by.

 

[DokraOwl]

Somewhere in that story can we include a horny homeless guy trying to butt-fuck the nuke?

Yes! And then the next scene is him and the nuke partying at a gay bar but then the nuke starts flirting with some black leather-clad bikers and the homeless dude gets jealous so presses a red button on the nuke's butt and the nuke gets turned on, then the next scene is the nuke fucking the guy's ass in a hotel room, when the maid walks in unexpectedly and screams. Then the FBI arrives and takes the nuke away as it cries, but the LGBTQ+ community shows up and protests and the nuke is let free and he moves to Manhattan to live with the gay dude and they both become icons of gay empowerment. Then the nuke and the man get married and are accepted for who they are. But then a nuke with a Russian accent flies over Manhattan and lands and it turns out he's his ex-Soviet former lover and then the American nuke, his husband, and the ex-Soviet nuke go on the Jerry Springer show.

 

[Rick James]

Yes! And then the next scene is him and the nuke partying at a gay bar but then the nuke starts flirting with some black leather-clad bikers and the homeless dude gets jealous so presses a red button on the nuke's butt and the nuke gets turned on, then the next scene is the nuke fucking the guy's ass in a hotel room, when the maid walks in unexpectedly and screams. Then the FBI arrives and takes the nuke away as it cries, but the LGBTQ+ community shows up and protests and the nuke is let free and he moves to Manhattan to live with the gay dude and they both become icons of gay empowerment. Then the nuke and the man get married and are accepted for who they are. But then a nuke with a Russian accent flies over Manhattan and lands and it turns out he's his ex-Soviet former lover and then the American nuke, his husband, and the ex-Soviet nuke go on the Jerry Springer show.

Dude… we’ve gotta try and get this story published. Maybe as a deep reading for kids (kind of like The Giving Tree). It will symbolize gayness/homelessness/nuclear-weapons/love/adultery/jealousy/drunk-russians.

 

[Russellmark11]

Are we sure that was a nuke? I couldn't see a redneck cowboy B52 pilot riding it.

Technically its not a nuclear missile. It's just a missile. The nuclear part is small and would be shipped seperately without as much attention.

 

[Sockdip]

This is proff America has nuclera weapons.

This post is proof that you've been standing too close to them.

 

[badangel7]

*sirens wailing*
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, FOLKS

 

[Milfhunter]

Yes! And then the next scene is him and the nuke partying at a gay bar but then the nuke starts flirting with some black leather-clad bikers and the homeless dude gets jealous so presses a red button on the nuke's butt and the nuke gets turned on, then the next scene is the nuke fucking the guy's ass in a hotel room, when the maid walks in unexpectedly and screams. Then the FBI arrives and takes the nuke away as it cries, but the LGBTQ+ community shows up and protests and the nuke is let free and he moves to Manhattan to live with the gay dude and they both become icons of gay empowerment. Then the nuke and the man get married and are accepted for who they are. But then a nuke with a Russian accent flies over Manhattan and lands and it turns out he's his ex-Soviet former lover and then the American nuke, his husband, and the ex-Soviet nuke go on the Jerry Springer show.

Dont make the nuke upset or pissed would be a great party i supose

 

[macread]

It happens regularly where I live, I worked at an army base and the convoy always stopped over on the way to the submarine facility.

 

[thebigshow]

Wouldn't it be funny if the truck hauling the nuke stopped at a McDonald's drive through and then when they got to the missle base they realized they forgot the nuke in the parking lot of the McDonalds. Then they went back to it and it was gone and it turned up in a scrap yard because some local crack heads sold it so they could buy drugs. And while it was at the scrap yard it got squished and now there was radioactive green glowing liquid everywhere. That would be cool.

Lmao or the crack heads try to smoke the uranium

 

[Elmondo]

Are we sure that was a nuke? I couldn't see a redneck cowboy B52 pilot riding it.

I have different dream.

 

[Elmondo]

 

[Gone crazy back soon]

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She might still count as Dr. Strangelove and how I came to love your nuclear mom