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Effin fantastic Now that would be cool😂😂Wouldn't it be funny if the truck hauling the nuke stopped at a McDonald's drive through and then when they got to the missle base they realized they forgot the nuke in the parking lot of the McDonalds. Then they went back to it and it was gone and it turned up in a scrap yard because some local crack heads sold it so they could buy drugs. And while it was at the scrap yard it got squished and now there was radioactive green glowing liquid everywhere. That would be cool.
Somewhere in that story can we include a horny homeless guy trying to butt-fuck the nuke?Wouldn't it be funny if the truck hauling the nuke stopped at a McDonald's drive through and then when they got to the missle base they realized they forgot the nuke in the parking lot of the McDonalds. Then they went back to it and it was gone and it turned up in a scrap yard because some local crack heads sold it so they could buy drugs. And while it was at the scrap yard it got squished and now there was radioactive green glowing liquid everywhere. That would be cool.
Later we will find out they were really transporting condoms or some other silly shit.This is proff America has nuclera weapons.
Are we sure that was a nuke? I couldn't see a redneck cowboy B52 pilot riding it.
Yes! And then the next scene is him and the nuke partying at a gay bar but then the nuke starts flirting with some black leather-clad bikers and the homeless dude gets jealous so presses a red button on the nuke's butt and the nuke gets turned on, then the next scene is the nuke fucking the guy's ass in a hotel room, when the maid walks in unexpectedly and screams. Then the FBI arrives and takes the nuke away as it cries, but the LGBTQ+ community shows up and protests and the nuke is let free and he moves to Manhattan to live with the gay dude and they both become icons of gay empowerment. Then the nuke and the man get married and are accepted for who they are. But then a nuke with a Russian accent flies over Manhattan and lands and it turns out he's his ex-Soviet former lover and then the American nuke, his husband, and the ex-Soviet nuke go on the Jerry Springer show.Somewhere in that story can we include a horny homeless guy trying to butt-fuck the nuke?
Dude… we’ve gotta try and get this story published. Maybe as a deep reading for kids (kind of like The Giving Tree). It will symbolize gayness/homelessness/nuclear-weapons/love/adultery/jealousy/drunk-russians.Yes! And then the next scene is him and the nuke partying at a gay bar but then the nuke starts flirting with some black leather-clad bikers and the homeless dude gets jealous so presses a red button on the nuke's butt and the nuke gets turned on, then the next scene is the nuke fucking the guy's ass in a hotel room, when the maid walks in unexpectedly and screams. Then the FBI arrives and takes the nuke away as it cries, but the LGBTQ+ community shows up and protests and the nuke is let free and he moves to Manhattan to live with the gay dude and they both become icons of gay empowerment. Then the nuke and the man get married and are accepted for who they are. But then a nuke with a Russian accent flies over Manhattan and lands and it turns out he's his ex-Soviet former lover and then the American nuke, his husband, and the ex-Soviet nuke go on the Jerry Springer show.
Technically its not a nuclear missile. It's just a missile. The nuclear part is small and would be shipped seperately without as much attention.Are we sure that was a nuke? I couldn't see a redneck cowboy B52 pilot riding it.
This post is proof that you've been standing too close to them.This is proff America has nuclera weapons.
Dont make the nuke upset or pissed would be a great party i suposeYes! And then the next scene is him and the nuke partying at a gay bar but then the nuke starts flirting with some black leather-clad bikers and the homeless dude gets jealous so presses a red button on the nuke's butt and the nuke gets turned on, then the next scene is the nuke fucking the guy's ass in a hotel room, when the maid walks in unexpectedly and screams. Then the FBI arrives and takes the nuke away as it cries, but the LGBTQ+ community shows up and protests and the nuke is let free and he moves to Manhattan to live with the gay dude and they both become icons of gay empowerment. Then the nuke and the man get married and are accepted for who they are. But then a nuke with a Russian accent flies over Manhattan and lands and it turns out he's his ex-Soviet former lover and then the American nuke, his husband, and the ex-Soviet nuke go on the Jerry Springer show.
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