animals Turtle Snap! 😖(Idiot) (1 Viewer)

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msr

AHHHHH FUCK
I agree. That's why they call them "Snapping Turtles". They'll snap at anything within reach that's fkn with them.
Cut their heads off and they can still snap their jaws shut, even after several minutes.
 

KLINKdogg

Veni Vidi Vici
I think this is where the Swedes got the idea for their slang term for vagina..."snippa"...-snip! snip!...supposed to be a term of female empowerment...hmmmm (vagina dentata) :whoa:
 

deviant2

hell is other people
That's an alligator snapping turtle, and it's a little one. Their necks can and will stretch all the way round to their tail and they are strong. IF you decide to mess with one, don't. But if... you hold them by the shell right behind their head and the other hand holding the shell just above the tail.
Yw :)
 

Asspipe

Hugh Jassole
That cock & balls got exactly what he asked for. Natural selection can be a slow, and sometimes painful, process. Hopefully nobody will fuck him because he’s so stupid. It’s science
 
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