I've only ever nearly been attacked once (twice.. three times maybe)
Was like a dozen or so.. "kids", young teens.. but you know the types, a mass of uk youth
They were kicking all the busses that came along the road by Tesco in torquay
Anyway I was.. in patchwork hippie garb and just sorta.. walked through them.. but I budged one of them (not really on purpose)
So a bunch of the tikes surrounded me
I had a bottle of acid on me
Somehow i managed to "crazy talk" through the situation and started trying to give them drops of acid
But they all started chickening out and being all "woah, that's really acid.. woah" (they were torquay teens, if it isn't crack, smack or weed.. it's exotic)
Anyhow
Somehow that managed to make them all back off
Which is fortunate really as I had no back up plan
Was like a dozen or so.. "kids", young teens.. but you know the types, a mass of uk youth
They were kicking all the busses that came along the road by Tesco in torquay
Anyway I was.. in patchwork hippie garb and just sorta.. walked through them.. but I budged one of them (not really on purpose)
So a bunch of the tikes surrounded me
I had a bottle of acid on me
Somehow i managed to "crazy talk" through the situation and started trying to give them drops of acid
But they all started chickening out and being all "woah, that's really acid.. woah" (they were torquay teens, if it isn't crack, smack or weed.. it's exotic)
Anyhow
Somehow that managed to make them all back off
Which is fortunate really as I had no back up plan